Thursday, September 25, 2008

The Choices we make

Ok. I had a real disturbing thought........what if McWazzit-Face IS elected.....and..... he had
to appoint a Supreme Court Judge..... and based on his choice of VP candidate..... who would he choose?

Now Sarah is a smart woman who knows how to put lipstick on a pit-bull, does really well in press conferences, and will unabashedly call a fish a fish. Unless it is a moose or a polar bear, in which case it might not be a fish, unless the moose or bear is swimming, then it might be a fish.............
....... she will have to get back to you with specific examples.

Or lipstick samples.
She is still searching Wikkipedia for specific examples of how McCain hasreformed Congress. Ask Katie Couric.

Now Sarah is very qualified to be VP.
She attended Hawaii Pacific College but left after her first semester. Then she transferred to North Idaho College, where she spent two semesters . From the community college she transferred to the much larger University of Idaho for two semesters. She then left the University of Idaho for Matanuska-Susitna College in Alaska for one term. The next year she returned to the University of Idaho where she spent three semesters completing her Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism. And shooting wolves.

So I ask..... Using the same criteria that he used to pick a VP candidate,Who Would McCain Pick?
a minority candidate ?
A female candidate?
an icon candidate?

a brilliant, but dead candidate?

a law and order candidate?

Or would he look elsewhere for a suitable candidate?
Someone really in touch with McCain's Morality and ethos?

Hey, it was just a thought!


Randal Graves said...

The fact that you have so many thoughts is disturbing because out of those many thoughts, one like this might be created and now I won't be able to sleep for a week.

I need some courage. I've got the booze at home, I wonder if I can borrow one of Mooselini's big game guns.

Unconventional Conventionist said...

He would pick.....

his nose.

Anijo said...

Thank goodness for you Jimm, and the others, who still have a sense of humor about all of this. I'm so dismayed and worried about four years of McCain/Palin that... that... that I cannot even express myself. I feel numb.

okjimm said...

Randal.... I think that thinking is scarying the shit out of me. I think.

UC.... but only if someone gave him lessons. I think.

Jo....I am dismayed too....Oblio's pint prices just went up a quarter. It is WORSE than a stock market crash... I need a bail-out....I am staring sobriety in the face and sobriety does NOT have a pretty face!

Distributorcap said...

after reading this i am going out for a beer

Anonymous said...

"oooh ooooh pick me! pick me!"

Arnold Horshack - 1975

Randal Graves said...

I used to do the best Horshack impersonation. Then I hit puberty. I cry at all the ladies I could have gotten to know better using that skill. Sigh.

Beer is going up, okjimm? Drink wine! Be zee frog!

Dean Wormer said...

The pancake candidate.

DivaJood said...

What UC said.

s. douglas said...

I think he should select Palin.

That way we can have "National Ride a Dinosaur Day," and, someone will finally do something about all these Witches in my neighborhood.

Oh, and maybe we can return to wearing loin clothes, oh, oh, and eating monkeys.

okjimm said...

I'm think Martha Stewart would be a good Secretary of the least things will look good. and she wears lipstick.

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