and, Well, Boy and Howdy! She has laid a little love on me in the form of a nice award. I think it means I break her up.
Well, Shit&Bisquits.... it kinda showed up at a good time 'cause I am not feeling all that warm and fuzzy about the state OF AmeriCa at the present moment.
Now in days past when the warm fuzzies eluded me I would resort to pharmecutical refreshments; couple a tabs of Acid, a little mescaline and wash that down with some MD 20/20 then smoke me up some pipe-fuls of Thai Bud until everthing kicked in and I started kicking in doors. Culture, decorum and taste caught up with me in the last decade or two. I don't do that anymore. I just have a beer or two, maybe just a pinch in a pipe, and settle in for the night with a little Chick Corea, McCoy Tyner or Keith Jarrett. Just a mellow man.
But last night ol Sarah with the fuck-me eyelashes pissed me off. This 'Joe Six-Pack' shit. Makes it sound like anyone who appreciates beer is some lame dude happier than a pig in mud just to swill down some cheap beer.
..... or some socially inept carnival clown who will suck as much cheap suds as possible and take his shirt off at public gatherings to add a little grossness to the fresh air.
I guess I took umbrage. Sarah Goddam Sick Pack. I wish it was legal to shoot Alaskan Mayors from airplanes and cut off a front paw for bounty payment. But that ain't happening. I wish, but it won't go down. But I am not a jimm-six pack ( Unless you count doughnuts) so I need to just settle down, relax a wee bit. There is a pinch for the pipe, and Oblio's has great beer for the discriminating imbider......
I think Sarah has gotzta figger out.... that not all beer drinkers are as dumb as the schlepper she sleeps with!
Some of us are OK guys and we VOTE, Too!