Thursday, January 28, 2010

JD Salinger ... RIP

What really knocks me out is a book, when you're all done reading it, you wished the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it.

Holden Caulfield

& you can quote me!

"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd just put it on your p***y but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business..."

--as quoted in a sexual harassment suit filed against him by a Fox News producer, 2004

"So here you have Barack Obama going in and spending the money on embryonic stem cell research. ... Eugenics. In case you don't know what Eugenics led us to: the Final Solution. A master race! A perfect person. ... The stuff that we are facing is absolutely frightening." –

"The Glenn Beck Program," March 9, 2009

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable. Hunter S. Thompson

I have not been able to totally live my life like Hunter..... but there is still time.


Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Please send moneysoon

Good Day To You,

I am Mr. Wun Hung Dong of BSH Meinbank AG, Hong Kong Asia. I have an obscured serious business suggestion of great importance for you. In November, 1948, Ahmad Blini an Jewish Indonesian of great business ,a contractor with the Nipponese Government and also a businessman and also a religious man,being of great faith and personality, made a time investment of US$354 as secured growth funds in my Branch which is a prime responsible of me.

This investment has matured and has been lying in our Bank reserve for the past sixty two years,and under the Hong Kong banking laws,any time Investment unclaimed after sixty three years will be turned over to the Hong Kong Government purse for no one's good purpose.

Upon maturity several notices were sent to him and no response came from him. His here abouts are mysterious unknown. Early This year,it was later discovered that the Ahmad Blini his family and kin were killed in a pirate attack in South China Sea by ruthless unkind individuals on 22th Aug, 2004 at about 3:15 pm local time. After further investigation it was also discovered that Ahmad Blini did not declare any next of kin in his official papers because they had been killed mostly too also. Including the paper work of his Bank deposit somewhat somewhat as well. And he also confided in me the last time he was in my Office of date still unsure by me that no one except me knew of his deposit in my Bank. Of Which is Stupid incredible. This sum of big money is now equal to an amount that is very very great and big indeed, $USD 406,820,568.91 When all interest is compiled and figured and adding to total.

Against this backdrop,I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to AhmadBlini so that you will be able to receive this funds. I do this because I am not a crook and cannot possibly keep this money that have been entrusted with. I feel though that an American such as yourself will not have this same aversion to theiferyishness. I have contacted an Attorney that will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits that will back you up as the next of kin to Ahmad Blini and also the rightful beneficiary to the funds This attorney also wants nothing more that to give you, unknown to us American vast sums of money.

Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. What is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full names,Address, direct telephone and fax numbers, age, tax ID, Bank Account numbers, Credit Card numbers, Social Security numbers, spouse's ID and Credit Cards so that the Attorney can commence his job.Reply strictly if you areinterested with the requested information via my personal email; to enable the Attorney commences his job immediately. Other information too, please of utmost urgencey and importance. One of the facilitators of this endeavor is in great need. My attorney and me too want nothing but this facilitator is in great need of beer. Please send the fund of $USD3.50 to Oblio's Lounge, Main Street, Wisconsin. In care of OKJIMM=beer.


Mr.Wun Hung Dong

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