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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. ![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9EevK5dksppctplphnXOHWroEdN5Fgmfi1KpaPF5ZbyZp7UV0DwXEOvhsPyUIkoexBqvWEb47IdHF0Sd6NrTq4801O1jQ7IF0BPR9Yrloz6gkczDKw0zdNHto7X4bUA22uIHNAfXrqU5Z/s320/stupid_signs_12.jpg)
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
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Mark Twain
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Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx
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Robert Benchley
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
Edward Albee
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
Francis Bacon
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Authors and actors and artists and such-
never know nothing and never know much.
Dorothy Parker
A fool and his money are soon elected
Will Rodgers