Friday, April 16, 2010

Todays Lyrics

Holes in my confidence
Holes in the knees of my jeans
I was left without a penny in my pocket
Oo-ooo-oo wee I was about
destituted as a kid could be
And I wished I wore a ring
so I could hock it
I'd like to hock it
Paul Simon

"There's never been a better time in the history of this country to be a complete and utter moron. The defiantly ignorant are having their day in the sun." anon from net

OK.  Why will Sarah Palin just not wilt away, blow away?

 I can't comment on the Kyoto Accord as I've only ever seen the Honda.

I welcome Israeli involvement in the West Bank if they can keep it from failing. 

I know how to deal with Hamas. With a side of eggs

Of course I know about the Gaza Strip. I had to wrap one on Todd's injured arm.

I don't think the U.S. should get involved in Kashmir. I prefer Mohair.

I'm familiar with the geography of the Middle East. Syria is between Iraq and a hard place.

I'm highly qualified as a diplomat: I have a high school diplomat.

I'm against free trade. I think other countries should pay for our products.

A break with China? I have Corelle as it doesn't break.

I am thrilled to be joining the great talent and management team at Fox News. It's wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news.

All rightee....... today's quiz.... only one of the above quotes is a real Palin quote.  I ripped the rest of them off the net. (gees, ya didn't think I was that clever?)  The winner gets a free beer at Oblio's.

Only dead fish go with the flow.  -- Sarah Palin

Please flow away, Sarah.

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