Thursday, February 11, 2010

My New Communication Device

I gotz me one of dem dere new personal notepad thingees what ol Sarah Palin gotz. Boy&Howdy... it sure done work nifty&stuff!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010


I mean, C'mon.... he really should have seen this coming. And he did nothing to stop it! Now, if we want to stop terrorism.... we should include 'Weather Terrorists' !

Rweally! Get that guy to Gitmo!

And now for more new words &stuff

The Washington Post's Style Invitational also asked readers to take any wordfrom the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter,and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners:

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops brightideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little signof breaking down in the near future.

2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose ofgetting laid.

3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subjectfinancially impotent for an indefinite period.

4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the personwho doesn't get it.

6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit).

9. Karmageddon (n): its like, when everybody is sending off all these reallybad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, aserious bummer.

10. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consumingonly things that are good for you.

11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter whenthey come at you rapidly.

13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you'veaccidentally walked through a spider web.

14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into yourbedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in thefruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole..

Monday, February 8, 2010

Give Sarah a Hand !!!

OK. It was a good Super Bowl. The Colts and the Saints both played like a couple of champions. There were big plays, few penalties and great coaching. AND..... Brett Favre and the Vikings were not there!!! Ha! And I was a good dude, stayed sober and was home and in bed by 9:30.
But seeing as the SAINTS won.... I feel I have a bit of room for some irreverance... not like I was ever all that short of said such commodity in the first place.... but...

.... and speaking of Boobs.... I checked out a bit of Sarah Palin speaking to a crowd of a few hundred at the Teabagger dealie. I could not stand for watching much; after a few moments I wanted to dip my Lipton bag in some hot water and see if there was a morsel or so in the cupboard to go with it.

Yessirree Bob.... the Boob was loose!

Yupperz.... Good old Saragh !
"The Tea Party movement is not a top-down operation. It’s a ground-up call to action!"

It sure enough is ground-up. So is hamburger. And that movement is not a top down operation.... just a upside down organization.

"And it’s a lot bigger than any charismatic guy with a teleprompter."

Saragh !!!

Talk to the hand !~

"And to win that war, we need a commander-in-chief, not a PROFESSOR OF LAW STANDING AT THE LECTURN!"

.... and to govern this country we need a individual smart enough to be a law professor and damn well smart enough to not write cribs notes on her hand and yet stand at a podium with her retarded boobs hanging out! Yupperz.... judgement day is here..... and all America is being offered by Saragh Palin is a hand job !

Boy... it's gonna be a long 6 months with out football. Good thing there is cheese and beer!

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