Friday, May 10, 2013

Thoughts for a Friday.....

Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. They can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying there dying just like the rest of us who paid no attention to the rules.
Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it  normal.
And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
- - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."

~ hat tip to old buddy, Uncle Rosie

Thursday, May 9, 2013

news and comments

Syrian internet back after 19-hour blackout

 ~ Muslim Brotherhood does not know where to meet for lunch without FB

Eric Cantor sets repeal vote on health care law for next week

~too sick to do it this week.  Uses Congressional Health Care to see Doctor

Kidnapping victims Berry and DeJesus return home

 ~Mother asks what took them so long at the store

Ex-Pakistan PM's son abducted as Taliban threaten election

Ex-Pakistan PM's son found in Cleveland basement.  Taliban wants Voter ID law before election.

Tucson, Ariz., mountain climber's body found covered in bee stings

~Authorities still looking for bees.  Could get littering citation if found.

Carnival Cruises Reports 2 People Missing Overboard in Australia

~Believed to be in Clevalnd area basement


 Daughter reports being attacked by Redwing Blackbird while biking on Wiouwash Trail....complains to father.  " I think you should do something about those birds!"

gees, kiddo.... I would, but I am busy reading the news.

Monday, May 6, 2013


boy &howdy..... it sure enough is a swell day.   I was thinking of attempting to write something, but nah, I am engaged checking out Peter the Great and the battle of Poltava.  Golly, that Peter, he was some kind of great all right.  Anyways..... have a song.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Sarah Palin shoots her mouth off at NRA convention..... didn't think it was loaded

Like a yeast infection that will not go away, Sarah Palin showed up at the NRA convention in Houston.

I would like to give a complete rundown on what she said...... but it was really just the same old shit she keeps saying..... as long as she keeps getting paid.

Also on the docket were well know intellectuals, Ted Nugent and Glenn Beck.  Also featured wered Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, Rick Perry, the gun toting Texas governor.r appeared in video form, as Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker and Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan did. 

N ow, I really don't care what they all said.  I just rather wanted to know who showed up.
Of course, no one showed up to speak for 'Free'.  Estimates for a Palin speech are over $100 K, plus expenses.

I just wonder if any one of them chipped in a little money to help pay for the Sandy Hook kid's funerals.

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