Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Work sucks. I'm going home, ah, for a beer.....

But Bubba and his co-host have asked me to be on their radio show from the U sunday night.
9pm CST
It's a talk-music thingee. They are going to interview me as 'Sarah Palin's Turkey'.

I best be picking out a lipstick shade!!!

Happy Holiday!!

Whatz ina name, Anyways!!

Ok. This name thingee is going around. Kinda like the flu. It seems it is best to comply before evil things occur.

Other Names Meme:
1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names):
That's a tough one. No one really knows my mother's middle name. We think it is Ann. Mary Ann. But she uses Marion. We call her Miriam. I guess for #1 I have to respond: Grandma Robert.
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): Charlie John. But I would never be caught dead in a NASCAR. I will only be caught dead in a hearse.
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name): Grjame. Man, that sucks! I wanna be Bobba Bhing, or some such cool name!
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal): Blue Bird. Shit! that doesn't cut it, either! Sounds like a fruit juice or some goddam character outa a Disney flick. I'm not sure this is fun, or what?
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live): OK. digg this! Johnny Oshkosh. Shit on that one too! Sounds like a really fucking Hayseed who sells tractors or sumptin! Boy&Howdy! Who's idea was this thing, anyways??
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning): The Red Beer. All right. I can live with that one.
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Jall ? Now, what the fuck is so 'Fly' about that? And it is almost winter in Wisconsin. We gotz no flies this time of year. You want flies? Visit in July!!!
8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): Vanilla Oreo ? Again! Shit! Use that as a gangsta name and you will get the piss knocked outa you every Saturday night! Okjimm is a hard sell the way it is, no way I gonna try on Vanilla Oreo!!
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name): None Mt Vernon. Ya, right!! Just when I thought Vanilla Oreo was dumb, huh??!!
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on): Gomez Benton. Eh, I think I could live with that.

Ok. One out of ten is not so good. Next time let's just shake dice for shots of Tequila.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Why I blog.....a disertation on doughnuts..or such

I blog because Randal &Fairlane and Scarlet Blue said I should.
I oft wish they had told me ot win the Lottery instead.

Obladi Oblada.

But then, see, if I had won the Lottery I would have massive amounts of money amouldering.......
.........lewed levels of legal lucre.....

.............cavernous caches of crisp clean currency..Indeed&Doodey!!!!!!!!!! For having the prudence and soul to pursue the former advice and the intellect to eschew the later endeavor as an exercise as futile as playing Monopoly with God I have become a much richer man for having met so many marvelous people....

A Blog By Me

A Feather Adrift



Border Explorer

Color Sweet Tooth (click to galleries)


distributorcap NY

Freida Bee

Function of Time

illiterate Electorate

Its my Right to be Left of the Center


Journeys with Jood

Katie Schwartz

La Belette Rouge

L'ennui mélodieux


M. Frederick Voorhees


Missy's Big Fish Stories

Monkey Muck

My Saturday Evening Post



Pulp Friction

Rantings Of The Lazy Iguana

Than Kwee Salon in the Land of Enchantment

The Dean's Office


The Invisible Woman

The Unconventional Conventionist

Utah Savage

When Will I Use This?

Zaius Nation
...........and through the wings of their words, the wonder of their worlds, the wink of their witticisms, the snide of the snark and a hearty "Heigh-ho Silver", I have been able to see a shared vista of America that my heart fervently hopes will never diminish and always shine, from sea to shining-fucking sea. Amber Waves and the Purple Mountain thingee, too!!!

Gees, on second thought, that's a lotta dough!

I best be having a beer and think this over a bit more.

I mean, it's really a lotta money.

Blog Archive