But I do know that Sarah Palin really doesn't have boobs that look that good... or I might have voted for her.
And I know I gotz this nifty, spiffy, peachie-keen bridge that spans Lake Michigan and I really need to sell it.....
.. and I know that God, if there is one, did not rest on the seventh day
(and what is up with that anyways.... like, God would need to rest? I mean, from what? Being God? That was just one of the thingees in the Bible that didn't make sense. I mean, if the Bible said that on the seventh day God played Monopoly or ate a ham sandwich.... gees, that would make more sense than he needed to rest!)
But after that......
Don't know much about geography
Don't know much trigonometry
Don't know much about algebra
Don't know what a slide rule is for
6 comments:
It seems r. crumb shares yor incomprehension of the old testament. I read the exerpt from the nwyrkr yesterday and it's very good.
r. crumb may share your skepticism, but I don't know about Sam Cooke? If fact, I don't much about nothing at all.
Who would he play Monopoly with, himself? That'd be his only real challenge, no? Man, what a freakin' narcissist.
those knockers won't be so glorious when she(whoever they REALLY belong to) gets old. No, I am NOT jealous, at least NOT much ;~)
Susan... I read that in the NYorker.... Crumb breaks me up!
Spartz... I loved Sam Cooke, and the Platters, Drifters... that was cool music.
RG... I HAVE played Monopoly with God. He looks alot like Jerry Garcia and smokes some really really good shit!
Libs.... well Sarah Palin is phony about everything else.... why wouldn't she have phony boobs!!? ;)
Okjimm love your taste in music.
Your description of God makes me think you need to start a religion. I'd so happily embrace the belief that God plays Monopoly and has really good shit he shares.
Sarah will have phony boobs by the next election cycle, I predict.
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