See, I had this dream...and it was really really strange and it woke me up in the middle of the night...and I sat down, well, I did take a leak first, see, but then I wrote it all down and it was in my back pocket, well most of it, cause I only wrote down as much as I could remember and I figured that once I reread what I had written the rest would come back to me, but that didn't happen mostly because I had said I would watch the ex's dog when she went down to the Capital for some sinister, clandestine, socialistic, Commie Teacher's Union meeting thing and gosh I just turned my back on that little bugger for maybe two minutes, three tops, I swear it wasn't much more than that....but golly see all AI was doing was getting a glass of lemonade outa her refrigerator and when I looked back well, his mouth was full of all those yellow tablet pages and he sas chewing and chewing and boy&Howdy I was about to get real pissed at him when he just kinda looked at me, smaked his lips......and said," not bad. pour me a glass , willya?"
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well our dog actually does eat paper. well not technically. He tears it into tiny little bits and then leaves it. He did that to my dental bill which I left for the hubby to examine. I guess he was disgusted that getting your mouth fixed is more expensive than buying a damn good used car.
Better than eating your secret stash!
Sherry...he ate my phone last summer, too. I think it was a telemarketer calling.
Randal....I have been looking for that for years....it might be a figment of my memory. Not sure. can't remember anymore.
That happened to you too, eh? Ain't that a bitch.
Larry.....that dog will eat anything not nailed down. Makes it hard to wear my shoes that way though.
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