So I found myself in church one day and the minister was doing a sermon, as they often do, and this day he decided to do a little visual.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigar smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate .
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead
So the Minister asked -
What did you learn from this demonstration?
Well, I don't go to church often...or extremely seldom at best, but I raised my hand and said:
'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
5 comments:
Sounds like excellent reasoning to me.
You just made Sweet Zombie Jesus cry. Please don't steal his booze, smokes and chocolate.
and who wants worms anyway? :-)
HAHA! nice!
Good one, Jimm. I hope you weren't sat there with a cigar in your mouth, a beer in hand and dishing out chocolate when you answered that question. :-)
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