Define this!

I have remarked on this some time ago; the little "word verification" thingees that you must retype before you can log onto some sites or post comments.  I am sure they have a purpose though I have neither the patience nor the intelligence to decipher what their true purpose is.  Instead, I find it amusing to self-define what those words may mean.  It sure is a lot more fun that trying to decipher the intent of the Tea Party.

nomet     getting stood up on a blind date
koatele   Austrailian telephone company
essesse   German for an easy task
coxiggal  woman who frequently falls while rollerblading
sturr        when you want your third martini not shaken
alaystr     PBS host
pyholly    chick who constantly makes bad choices
nowear    sans boxer shorts
hablors    question in Spanish, "I got mine, Hablors?"
imampic   photo of  Muslim cleric that may get you killed
waystat    tremendous number of blog hits
leablech   Jewish girl who hates everything
fugai        sushi from the Gulf of Mexico
sledtran   Sarah Palinesque mass transit in Alaska
pyrantic   insect who lights fires
bollygoc  egotistical Indian film producer

........ and the last is my perpetual state of disrepair.