JOIN NOW!! "Calender Reformation Project"....we want a month of Sundays!
Christmas in July!
Weekly Blue Moons!
Designated 'That'll be the day' weeks!
And forget about it Tuesdays!
Seriously. Everyone complains about Monday. And yet.... no one ever does anything about it! I want to change that! I want to change a lot of things, but unfortunately there are those items that seem to defy change.... Sarah Palin, Tuna Casserole, the Chicago Cubs, Conservatives.... I could go on.... and if it was late enough to have a beer I probably would, but I truly think the Calendar needs reform.
Start with.... special days... like
PARK(ing) Day 2010 is Friday, September 17th!
July 17, 2010 is Yellow Pig Day
July 29t
November 20 Survivors of Suicide Day
National Flossing Day National Flossing Day November 26th
National Underwear Day August 5th
And to say nothing of......
National Waffle Day August 24
October 23 Mole Day
National Lazy Mom's Day is Sept. 2nd
Every 3rd Saturday in September is Big Whopper Liar's DayI could go on.... and, like I said, given a later time and had it been ingestation of amber colored alcoholic beverage day... I might. But let's just start with eliminating Monday.
More innovations coming each 6th Saturday of the month!
7 comments:
So lovely to realize I'm not the only crazy person in Merika today!Yay for redoing the calendar!
Do we have to wear underwear on National Underwear Day? It wasn't very clear.
On National Underwear day I won't wear underwear just cuz I like being contrary.
Are we only supposed to floss on National Flossing Day?
Can Canadian's participate in any or all of these holidays???
((Hugs))
Laura
Considering the state of our leadership i think we need to have more Saturdays as Big Whopper Liar's Day
Sherry....//I'm not the only crazy person in Merika// No... but you are probably the only sane one in Iowa! :)
Randal... Libs... I have been on 'underwear optional' since the beginning of summer. Saves on water.
Sunshine... Flossing? Only when wearing underwear. Nude flossing is NOT allowed! (Canadians can participate...they just can't tell anyone!)
Susan...//Big Whopper Liar's Day//... was started by Burger King... their first lie was "fast food is good food"
I wholly support the elimination of Mondays. But won't that make Tuesday the new Monday? These things hurt my brain so I try not to think about them too hard.
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