OK Doke. They are having one of dem dere tea bagger parties in de old town on satzurday. I am praxiting speaking down and tinking dumm soza I can understanz everything. It really shouldn't be a reach for me.
But I talked with Karl from de Noosepaper and he sayz he's agoing and Todd from Ob's said he was gonna go,,,, and seeing as my life at 10am on satzurdays is not really very taxing.... I think I will go two. ANNNNNNND.... a special guest apperince is gonna be...
JOE DAS Plummmmer!!
Well, Boy&Howdy! that really sealed the deal for me! I have always wanted to see someone who is stranger than fiction.
Now, if there was anything stranger than the Sarah Palin from the last election... it was Joe the Plumber......
WHY...... the guy is still around is beyond me.... and if he was such a hot shot plumber... why he isn't working and paying taxes instead of showing up in Wisconsington to speak at some tea party.... is beyond me. I found an excert of an 'interview' he gave to a Christian magazine
( ok, help me out here.... a Christian Plumber is better than a Pagan Plumber?)
Christianity Today: In the last month, same-sex marriage has become legal in Iowa and Vermont. What do you think about same-sex marriage at a state level?
Joe: At a state level, it's up to them. I don't want it to be a federal thing. I personally still think it's wrong. People don't understand the dictionary--it's called queer. Queer means strange and unusual. It's not like a slur, like you would call a white person a honky or something like that. You know, God is pretty explicit in what we're supposed to do--what man and woman are for. Now, at the same time, we're supposed to love everybody and accept people, and preach against the sins. I've had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn't have them anywhere near my children. But at the same time, they're people, and they're going to do their thing.
Gees.... "It's not like a slur" ???? I wonder what he thinks of Jews and Blacks. I think the guy's shit is backed up!
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Joe needs to do some plumbing work on his brain apparently!
Oh Joe... hahaha. You're so stupid. :)
I really cannot believe that "ANYONE" would want this doofus on their side. Have at em teabaggers! He's allllll yours. :P
((Hugs))
Laura
And okjimm needs to as well! That RS cover, do you hate us that much?
Umm I'm pretty sure the teabaggers don't use Twining's English tea.
I'm thinking Luzianne may be their brand preference. Goes better with crackers, ya know.
Given that today is Saturday and I expect you're at the tea party please do post some more entertaining pics! We have not been graced with the plummer in the Northeast (unless I missed it which is entirely possible).
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