Wowsers! It came to my attention that I have had a blog for about a year. I think that is eleven months and two weeks longer than I should have, but seriously, who keeps track of that?
Anyways....
I think I have had a good time blogging. I've met a lotta people that I feel I can call friends...
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
... and I have been inspired by all the deep thoughts and intellectual concepts that those friends have brought into my life that I often attempt deep thoughts myself....
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
... and I have met some really cool chicks, ah, women on the blogs who have introduced to me the true meaning of feminism....
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
.... and I met others who share the same kind of deep seated beliefs that I do...
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
..and the blogs have taught me that there is a wide divergence of opinion and thought in our world and one must daily practice tolerance of those thoughts and opinions...
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
... and boy have I read some funny stuff on the blogs. I think.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
.. and I got to meet a bunch of people with religious beliefs that, though I have none, coincide with my beliefs on how to treat people... with kindness and humor...
The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not.
Eric Hoffer
Eric Hoffer
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"
Quentin Crisp
Quentin Crisp
... and maybe lastly, but not leastly, I met some weird dude in Cleveland who not only emphatically said I should blog, but was 110% responsible for naming it, 'OK Jimm's Eggroll Emporium'
Dude, lemme buy you a doughnut!
6 comments:
Congrats you sweet man..I am so very glad I found yer ass on the internets..you bring a smile to my face every time I read something you wrote.
So, either I am a moron..or you are a great humorist along the lines of Mark Twain..your choice. ;p
So that's where the blog name comes from. And here I thought you were a closet Chinese food connoisseur. Happy Blogoversary!
Hey! A whole year? It doesn't feel like a year, does it? Congratulations on your milestone.
Does this mean that, after my donut, I can get shitfaced at work without repercussions?
Don't blame me, some guy from Wisconsin said I could!
Thou art the man, sir. Here's to many more.
Wow...it's been that long since you started this blog? I loved every minute of it, thanks for being part of the blogosphere.
And...ummm...if Randal doesn't eat all the donuts, could I have one? Maybe just a Dunkin' Donut munchkin?
I'm mailing $5 to Oblio's in Oshkosh so you can have a beer on me. Congrats to my favorite cheese-head :-)
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