Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Monkey Biznuss

OK. I am not a happy Dude. It has been snowing all goddam day..... it's dumping 5-7 inches of this white shit... it is wet and slippery. AND... it is impossible to drink beer while shoveling snow!! Gees..... and someone had the audacity to tell me that it was beautiful! (ok- for ten minutes.........then it is just white.)

I can't understand why some folks get excited about SNOW!!!!!!!!! Shit&whiskers, if I wanna get real excited I look at PORN, not snow!!!

Whatever. I leave the office in a half hour with nothing to look forward to other than snow......
......anways, perhaps someone can help me... Fairlane used the expression, "Tweeser Monkey" at Jonestown today.... What is a Tweeser Monkey?

Cheer me up.... tell me what you think a Tweeser Monkey is. Boy&Howdy, I sure could use the amusement.


Randal Graves said...

it is impossible to drink beer while shoveling snow

I won't waste either of our immensely precious time trying to convince you on the glory of winter, but dude, beer hat.

Unknown said...

What a cute lil primate...the graphic in your post...not you sweetie. ;p

Oh your cute too...ok?

Billie Greenwood said...

That Accuweather radar on your masthead makes me really glad I'm in TX. (The weak leave the sinking ship first!)(Or "drifting" mix my metaphors.)

anita said...

yet ... still no answer on the "tweezer monkey" mystery.

i personally think fairlane just made it up, pulled it out of the very thin air that occupies his twisted brain and is now afraid fess up.

waaddyya think about dat??


okjimm said...

Anita, I am positive Fairlane made it up..,.. it sounds extremely interesting and I would seriously consider buying one for my ex-wife, just to make life interesting for her. ;)

+ I think more people should have twisted minds like his! ;)

No, Randal.... I will neve stoop to drinking beer while is already stoop work. Oblio's put in a fireplace in the back bar just for folks like me.

Anonymous said...

Like I told you before... throw some snow tires on the bicycle and you'll be fine. As for shoveling in snow, stick a warm six in a snow back and take a break every now and then. Now, as for what's a Tweezer Monkey: If I had to venture a wild guess, it would be someone who needs such a device small enough for *ahem* autoeroticism.

Anonymous said...

Clearly, the Tweezer Monkey is a North America primate, found in the Southeast region of the United States. It's hobbies include dancing, going to vampire movies, whining about a busy schedule and "borrowing" its mother's fancy Sonia K. perfect tweezers. "Borrowing" includes never returning.

Now, stay inside where the beer and cheese is and stay warm.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Jim Martin after the Election. Tsk! Tsk!

Distributorcap said...

are you feeding the monkeys beer again?

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