Sunday, June 22, 2008

Sunday Goals


1 coffee
2 cheese scone with scrambed eggs and OJ
3 shower
4 shave
5 finish laundry
6 clean bathroom
7 withdraw troops from Iraq
8 write Nobel Prize worthy dissertation on viability of nose goobers as source of alternative energy
9 make wild passionate love with a gorgeous intellectual woman who claims she is drawn to me by the steel cool passionate soulfullness of my eyes and the kindness of my smile
10 take a bike ride
......but goals shold be realistic
1 coffee
2 English muffin with peanut butter
3 shower
4 shave
5 finish laundry
6 send birthday card to my mother
7 bike ride
.....goals should be REAL
1 coffee
2 shower
3 shave
4 bike ride
.......AND SINCERE
1 coffee
2 bike ride
3 shower
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4 beer.

12 comments:

Freida Bee said...

I am usually more ambitious and put make list as #I, but all I have to do is cut and paste these now. Thanks.

(Yea, you gotchu a blog.)

I hear they're addictive.

okjimm said...

Freida,,,, yes they are.... but what's one more addiction? Come by any old time!!

Anonymous said...

I love this! It made me laugh out loud. A lot.

And then I looked at your post for today (6/22) and my eyes slid furtively over to my elliptical that I still haven't molested today. And I stopped laughing.

Goals
(1) Get on elliptical for 1/2 hour

okjimm said...

gees, Lisa....I am glad I could give you a chuckle......cause you have really given me buncha grins....and thanks for that & stuff....

Life As I Know It Now said...

My list never seems to end :(

Mary Ellen said...

My list:

1) Make a list
2) Check it twice
3) Find out who the hell's been naughty or nice

4)Take the naughty guy out for a beer.

How's that?

okjimm said...

Liberality....sounds like a good reason not to make lists! ;)

Gees....ME.....when I am naughty...I am very nice ;)

Randal Graves said...

I don't know man, even the filtered list at the end sounds like work. I'm disappointed in you.

Blank said...

Just have the coffee and spray yourself liberally with Febreeze. Post a picture of the bike on a path on your blog and lie about riding it.

Anonymous said...

I feel out of place here. I'm just an atheist heathen.... or is it heathan? ...

okjimm said...

Jo...go with Heathen Atheist....has a nicer ring. Religions Are Stupid, righ, kiddo! :) And how can you feel outa place here? pfffft....

okjimm said...

SWB

I never lie about bike stories.....I am not a bike nazi or anything....but I love biking. I owe my second broken nose to a beautiful French Bike....oh, she was sweet...great balance... good stability...sleek profile...
Wowsers....I will have to post a story....

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