IN an effort to balance the budget Mitt Romney has declared a plan to cut the deficit.
"We are going to down size America. I plan to sell North Dakota to some Canadian Tribal groups in exchange for off-shore Bingo rights in Nova Scotia. North Dakota has not pulled it's weight in years and most people do not know where it is anyway." a glib Romney declared.
Perplexed Canadians have asked, "Where is Nova Scotia?"