EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER:
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. They can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying there dying just like the rest of us who paid no attention to the rules.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
- - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
~ hat tip to old buddy, Uncle Rosie
Friday, May 10, 2013
Thursday, May 9, 2013
~ Muslim Brotherhood does not know where to meet for lunch without FB
~too sick to do it this week. Uses Congressional Health Care to see Doctor
~Mother asks what took them so long at the store
Ex-Pakistan PM's son found in Cleveland basement. Taliban wants Voter ID law before election.
~Authorities still looking for bees. Could get littering citation if found.
Carnival Cruises Reports 2 People Missing Overboard in Australia
~Believed to be in Clevalnd area basement
Daughter reports being attacked by Redwing Blackbird while biking on Wiouwash Trail....complains to father. " I think you should do something about those birds!"
gees, kiddo.... I would, but I am busy reading the news.
Monday, May 6, 2013
Sunday, May 5, 2013
I would like to give a complete rundown on what she said...... but it was really just the same old shit she keeps saying..... as long as she keeps getting paid.
Also on the docket were well know intellectuals, Ted Nugent and Glenn Beck. Also featured wered Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, Rick Perry, the gun toting Texas governor.r appeared in video form, as Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker and Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan did.
N ow, I really don't care what they all said. I just rather wanted to know who showed up.
Of course, no one showed up to speak for 'Free'. Estimates for a Palin speech are over $100 K, plus expenses.
I just wonder if any one of them chipped in a little money to help pay for the Sandy Hook kid's funerals.