EIGHT
THOUGHTS TO PONDER:
Number
8
Life
is sexually transmitted.
Number
7
Good
health is merely the slowest possible rate
at which
one can die.
Number
6
Men
have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. They
can't tell
them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes,
make him
a sandwich.
Number
5
Give
a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't
bother you
for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number
4
Health
nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying
there
dying just like the rest of us who paid no
attention
to the rules.
Number
3
All
of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays
no attention to criticism.
Number
2
In
the 60's, people took acid to make the world
weird.
Now the world is weird and people take
Prozac to
make it normal.
And
The Number 1 Thought
Life
is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you
do
today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
-
- - and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry
about old age--it doesn't last that long."
~ hat tip to old buddy, Uncle Rosie |
