Monday, July 12, 2010
JOIN NOW!! "Calender Reformation Project"....we want a month of Sundays!
Christmas in July!
Weekly Blue Moons!
Designated 'That'll be the day' weeks!
And forget about it Tuesdays!
Seriously. Everyone complains about Monday. And yet.... no one ever does anything about it! I want to change that! I want to change a lot of things, but unfortunately there are those items that seem to defy change.... Sarah Palin, Tuna Casserole, the Chicago Cubs, Conservatives.... I could go on.... and if it was late enough to have a beer I probably would, but I truly think the Calendar needs reform.
Start with.... special days... like
PARK(ing) Day 2010 is Friday, September 17th!
July 17, 2010 is Yellow Pig Day
July 29th is Rain Day ( in case of sunshine, it will be made up as a double header)
November 20 Survivors of Suicide Day
National Flossing Day National Flossing Day November 26th
National Underwear Day August 5th
And to say nothing of......
National Waffle Day August 24
October 23 Mole Day
National Lazy Mom's Day is Sept. 2ndEvery 3rd Saturday in September is Big Whopper Liar's Day
I could go on.... and, like I said, given a later time and had it been ingestation of amber colored alcoholic beverage day... I might. But let's just start with eliminating Monday.