Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho MarxBehind every argument is someone's ignorance.
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
Authors and actors and artists and such-
never know nothing and never know much.
A fool and his money are soon elected