Stop making sense

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Mark Twain

Humor is reason gone mad.

Groucho Marx

Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.

Robert Benchley

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

Edward Albee

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

Francis Bacon

Authors and actors and artists and such-

never know nothing and never know much.

Dorothy Parker

A fool and his money are soon elected

Will Rodgers