make meatloaf! Your choice, kiddo!
Friday, August 15, 2008
make meatloaf! Your choice, kiddo!
Thursday, August 14, 2008
.... and is himself deeply engaged in spirited campaigning.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Do you know any bloggers that kick ass?
Maybe they’ve got incredible, original content. Or they’re overflowing with creativity. Is it someone that helps you become a better blogger? Or a bloggy friend you know you can count on? Or maybe it’s someone who simply inspires you to be a better person… or someone else who sends you to the floor, laughing your ass off.
Whatever the reason may be, I’m sure you know at least a couple of bloggers that kick ass. Well… why not tell ‘em so?
neat photos, and writing as crisp and clean as new lettuce.
some really neat shit going on there. I haven't figgered it all out.
And I McCaint think of the senile fuck with Posttraumatic Stress Disorder who is running for Pretzeldynt. Everytime I see one of his ads or see him addressing throngs of disinterested voters in supermarkets.. and such.... I get painful rectal itch or an itch to retch. Or a painful itchy rectal retch.......so I try not to think of him at all. (which can be dangerous. It would be best if he was freeze-dried and put on exhibit)
Anyways.... I would rather dream of doughnuts and pleasant company.
Or have tea and a chocolate eclair with Anita and read the latest about Emily Dickinson.
Or have a Vegan doughnut with Liberality when she takes a break from moving books.
And there are other things to do besides watching politics and doughnut dreaming.
It is the pepper and tomato harvest season. Last spring a buddy, Brian, and I put in a community garden. We planted cherry tomatoes, plum tomatoes, black tomatoes.... and Thai peppers, habeneros, jalepenos, green peppers, banana peppers, and even a 'what-the-fuck-kind-of-pepper-is-that' pepper. We're not sure. I think the lesson is never get really stoned when you buy seedlings in the spring.
I spent two hours last night weeding and harvesting. Donated more blood to the mosquitos than I did during the last Red Cross Blood drive. At least the Red Cross gives you cookies and orange juice when you are done.
So I'm gonna make some BLTs, eat lotza salads, make some chili.
Next year, though, I'm going to buy some doughnut bushes.
After all....... everyone knows,,,,,,,,,, doughnuts do not grow on trees.
Monday, August 11, 2008
"Gees, if George can have a Horse's Ass for a VP, I don't know why I can't have a Porker?", the senile septegenarian was heard to say.
"Boy, I sure do like State Fairs! I must admit..... I truly do love Ferris Wheels! It is truly amazing how they go around and around.... and when you stop..... golly... you are right back where you started! Amazing!"
Senator McCain said he was really have a good time on the campaign trail .
"I like the reaction of people. I liked going to the Iowa State Fair this morning. I liked going to Sturgis," he said, making the sound of a Harley revving its engine. "Grrr grrr grrr. I like those things. It seems to me that we're going to ... those kinds of things that are really fun, that I would never be able to do otherwise."
Accompanied by his wife Cindy, McCain also visited a life-sized sculpture of a cow made of butter and ate a pork chop on a stick.
"Anyone want a lick of my pork, "
the affection campaigner said.
“As soon as I finish here. we are going to try a deep fried Twinkie,” he said.
A cow made entirely of butter