John McCain recently went to the Iowa State Fair in search of a VP candidate.
"Gees, if George can have a Horse's Ass for a VP, I don't know why I can't have a Porker?", the senile septegenarian was heard to say.
"Boy, I sure do like State Fairs! I must admit..... I truly do love Ferris Wheels! It is truly amazing how they go around and around.... and when you stop..... golly... you are right back where you started! Amazing!"
Senator McCain said he was really have a good time on the campaign trail .
"I like the reaction of people. I liked going to the Iowa State Fair this morning. I liked going to Sturgis," he said, making the sound of a Harley revving its engine. "Grrr grrr grrr. I like those things. It seems to me that we're going to ... those kinds of things that are really fun, that I would never be able to do otherwise."
Accompanied by his wife Cindy, McCain also visited a life-sized sculpture of a cow made of butter and ate a pork chop on a stick.
"Anyone want a lick of my pork, "
the affection campaigner said.
“As soon as I finish here. we are going to try a deep fried Twinkie,” he said.
A cow made entirely of butter