Obama seems to be making all the right choices. Here he is seen in Wisconsin choosing the right doughnuts.
I read the Times today. Page 20.
John Kerry has started a website to track and disclaim smears against Democratic candidates.
"The liars are back.... (it is) time to finish them off."
John McCain, after repeatedly saying that he will not raise taxes, now says 'nothing is off the table'."
"I like pork, " the balding, senile candidate said.
" I'll stick pork in my face and pockets any old time!"
Meanwhile Presidential hopeful Barack Obama excites crowds that are extremely dissatisfied with the current administration and are grasping for any hope, from any quarter, from anyone.
Another photo shows him making a deliberate and informed choice of beer.
Meanwhile......... John McCain also generates enthusiasm with his followers.
.... and is himself deeply engaged in spirited campaigning.
Lastly Cindy McCain is reportedly suffering from a strained right hand in a vain attempt to give the Senator a hand job.
"Takes a lot of effort to get that limp dick off," she was heard to explain. "Next time I will just have a Senate intern do it. Save me the grieve."