Tuesday, September 11, 2012

MITT REVEALS BUDGET IDEA

IN an effort to balance the budget Mitt Romney has declared a plan to cut the deficit.

"We are going to down size America.  I plan to sell North Dakota to some Canadian Tribal groups in exchange for off-shore Bingo rights in Nova Scotia.  North Dakota has not pulled it's weight in years and most people do not know where it is anyway." a glib Romney declared.

Perplexed Canadians have asked, "Where is Nova Scotia?"

9 comments:

Sherry Peyton said...

Now that might be a plan I could get behind. Never say an idiot can't say a smart thing once in a blue moon, or a green Neptune.

nonnie9999 said...

i have a better idea. let's treat the country more like a sports team (or as mittsie would say, sport). instead of trading entire states (i'm in floriduhhh, so that idea makes me a little nervous), let's trade players, starting with mittsie. i'm sure there's a country out there who needs a new king. hell, we'll throw queen ann in for free!

Shaw Kenawe said...

It's funny. But on another level, completely believable!

Shaw Kenawe said...

It's funny. But on another level, completely believable!

Beach Bum said...

A number of Americans probably could not find North Dakota on a map.

Life As I Know It Now said...

selling off the poor and the middle class into perpetual slavery is a-okay with mitt

okjimm said...

This is not as funny as it sounds.,,,ala Shaw. In Governor Scott Walksr's inaugural budget there was a strange little proviso that allowed the State to sell off assets without prior approval, oversight or competitive bidding. \\
http://www.jsonline.com/business/116965798.html

So What would Romney do? Would Yellow Stone National Park soon become Disney/Yellowstone Wild Kingdom?

Larry said...

Jim

I have selected you as one of ten other nominees for the Sunshine Award. I always look forward to reading what you offer on your blog and would like to get others to do the same. Check out my comments and recommendation for you and the other nominees and then if you would, take the time to nominate your own ten for the Sunshine award along with supplying information on ten things about yourself. They don’t have to be the same ten things I chose for myself. Be your usual creative self.

Best regards Jim

Larry Beck

susan said...

I've been living in Nova Scotia for two years now and I'm still wondering where the heck it is.

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