I irritate myself. I lost my glasses again. Or misplaced them in my apartment. I mean, I know that there are in the apartment and misplaced. Which can mean that they are lost for awhile. Now Cleanliness may be next to Godliness........but tidiness is no where close to jimmlyness. We don't come close. Not by miles. So what I did is took them off and put them somewhere I usually don't.
And here's the deal....I need them only for distance and can't read shit with them on....and do not need them in the apartment except for watching TV.....which I don't do anymore....anyways....so sometimes I just take them off and put them in odd places......those suckers could be ANYWHERE....I get absent minded, too, sometimes, sorta......anyways....I found them once in the refrigerator, once behind the cactus on the porch.....often I have to (CLEAN) tidy the whole fucking apartment just to find them....gimmee a break, huh?
And if I try to get around outside .... well after about two hours I feel just like I did doing that Blue-Micro Dot acid at the Who concert in 76. Really really fuzzy.
...and the Bug and I are headed to Dimly's son's graduation open house late this afternoon......
.....and I will not be able to drive...and we also do neat shit at Dimly's. He lives on high bank along the river and driving golf balls at the jet-skiers is a gas....jet-skiers are real assholes, anyways.....and Steve gets this great pharmaceutical pot from his brother in CA and we can go out on his boat and smoke and Christy makes the best goddam foo.
Shit....I gotta find those glasses....I might have put them in with the laundry....maybe if I just did the laundry.....or maybe they are on the spice rack.....I dunno