How come I only get one...and it's got a big pit. Hmmmm, what's up with that?
Life is a bed of roses? Pffft....thorns and all!
Piece of Cake?? Nah, Mary Ellen is hawking that Pope stuff all over the blogs..... no cake for me!
Earn my bread and butter?... just more cholesterol
Cry over spilled milk?....lactose problems.
Pie in the sky? No thanks...gotta enough issues with seagull shit in the hair, thank-you-very-much.
Red herring? No, I'm a Democrat.
I think I can live on a diet of coffee and beer. No hidden meanings to think about.