Thursday, July 9, 2009




Anyways..... I was cleaning out some old emails and files& stuff and came across this. It's old, but I still think it is amusing. It also makes me smile when the off-the-wall types like the Westboro Baptist Church or Pat Robertson get me down.


TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN JESUS "When Christian students at Texas A&M University donned pro-abstinenceT-shirts titled 'Top Ten Reasons Why Jesus is Better than Beer,'Steve Berry of Texas A&M's Agnostic and Atheist
Student Group knewhow to respond:


10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give them away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured
over their brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait more than two thousand years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you



I think I will go pray tonight. :)

7 comments:

Dusty said...

That was a very good read, so early in the am here on the left coast.

I concur with all those wonderful reasons. ;)

Did Jesus drink beer? Oh wait..he was a wine drinker..that explains it jim! ;)

Randal Graves said...

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

Oh really? Have you forgotten about the nineteenth century Beer War in South Africa?

Christopher said...

"Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex."

Thank goodness! Perfecting good sexual technique is hard enough without being inebriated.

Liberality said...

Have you devoted your life to beer yet?

sunshine said...

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured
over their brand of Beer.

You obviously aren't Canadian! :D
((Hugs))
Laura

Dr. Zaius said...

What about ginger ale?

Spartacus said...

Now there's a religion I can follow.

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