BREAKING NEWS: DONALD TRUMP SAYS WRONG MAN KILLED IN ABBOTTABAD.
In a news conference today outside of the Trump Tower swimming pool Presidential candidate Donald Trump says that he has conclusive evidence that the raid in Pakistani did not occur and all footage was faked and that in reality guitarist Dusty Hill from ZZ Top was slain at a music studio outside of Austin, Texas. " I want to see the photos, or at least see if they go on tour without Dusty." a disgruntled Trump said. "Hey even if some of my friends are blacks, like Clifton, my personal bartender, it is a well known fact that Black Presidents easily mix up White Guys, or Guys That Could Pass for White Guys, like bin Laden."