Saturday, May 14, 2011
A good hambergurger..... or sex?
So this guy down the road here in Beautiful Downtown Wisconsin is on his way to eating 25,000 Big Macs. Yupperz.... it's a real milestone! At about 3pm may 17 inside the McDonald's at 699 S Military in Fond du Lac, if anyone wants to watch. Or, if you just want to laugh... really ... read the story on the link.... I can't make this up...
"In his basement are relics from the original McDonald’s on Military. On a section of the wall is the seat he sat in during the film “Super Size Me,” and the booth seat where he and his father enjoyed his 10,000th Big Mac."
Said he wanted to be surrounded by family and friends when he scarves down the 25,000th. Ssheesh!!
Now, don't get me wrong... I like hamburgers. I used to go out of my way to hit a good burger joint. Used to be one a ways up north that made them with fresh ground beef... Old Slim ground it himself.. also had great vegetable soup.... from veggies he grew himself. Plain burgers with a good homemade bun... a cup of coffee... when you are on the road a lot, there is nothing better. But a Big Mac is really not a Burger....more like... gees, I dunno!
There's another place, I was told about, down in AZ and Dallas called the Heart Attack Grill that thinks they are really special for making some really gross stuff.
but those are not burgers..... more like Franken-food.
So what is up... with America.... we elect fake politicians... eat fake food... watch fake TV....FAKE fake fake.... gees....even most of the sex is fake. Now, getting back to the guy in Fond du Lac.... if he had been celebrating the 25,000th time he got laid.... now that WOULD be something. Gees, if I WAS CELEBRATING THAT.... why I just might want to be surrounded by family and friends, too!!
.... but noperz,,,,, unfortunately that is not happening... or at least not today. Think I will just walk down to the local butcher shop (still have one!) buy a bit of ground beef... truck to the local bakery (still have one!) and get me some buns and make an honest burger.
............and.... iffen I was Charlie Sheen... I could have my burger & a waitress , too... or three, or four. ... but that wouldn't be honest.