Friday, October 3, 2008

Okee Doke!

Well, I stopped by Missy's blog ( which is really a nice place to stop by)
and, Well, Boy and Howdy! She has laid a little love on me in the form of a nice award. I think it means I break her up.

Well, Shit&Bisquits.... it kinda showed up at a good time 'cause I am not feeling all that warm and fuzzy about the state OF AmeriCa at the present moment.
Now in days past when the warm fuzzies eluded me I would resort to pharmecutical refreshments; couple a tabs of Acid, a little mescaline and wash that down with some MD 20/20 then smoke me up some pipe-fuls of Thai Bud until everthing kicked in and I started kicking in doors. Culture, decorum and taste caught up with me in the last decade or two. I don't do that anymore. I just have a beer or two, maybe just a pinch in a pipe, and settle in for the night with a little Chick Corea, McCoy Tyner or Keith Jarrett. Just a mellow man.
But last night ol Sarah with the fuck-me eyelashes pissed me off. This 'Joe Six-Pack' shit. Makes it sound like anyone who appreciates beer is some lame dude happier than a pig in mud just to swill down some cheap beer.

..... or some socially inept carnival clown who will suck as much cheap suds as possible and take his shirt off at public gatherings to add a little grossness to the fresh air.

Oh, Wowsers....... did that piss me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beer is a beautiful thing..... and some six packs are gorgeous!

.... even to the extent of inducing some wine sucking, Poetry Spouting, Clevelandite to forsake wine and heavy metal for appropriate libation.

Now there are times that beer goes well in volume; that should never be dismissed as a course to take when all other paths lead nowhere.

I guess I took umbrage. Sarah Goddam Sick Pack. I wish it was legal to shoot Alaskan Mayors from airplanes and cut off a front paw for bounty payment. But that ain't happening. I wish, but it won't go down. But I am not a jimm-six pack ( Unless you count doughnuts) so I need to just settle down, relax a wee bit. There is a pinch for the pipe, and Oblio's has great beer for the discriminating imbider......

I think Sarah has gotzta figger out.... that not all beer drinkers are as dumb as the schlepper she sleeps with!

Some of us are OK guys and we VOTE, Too!

*Thanks, Missy!


Randal Graves said...

I don't know whether to shoot you from an airplane for those cake shots of beef and flab (where the hell did you find THAT one? Nightmares man, nightmares) or reattach your severed beer-drinking hand for the cheesecake.

I will do both! And hey, if you find me a fancy beer that doesn't taste like Murkan Joe Sixpack swill, even this frog might have one. But only if you're buying.

Missy said...

Heh, heh, I do like the header photo. Now there's some six packs.

That sassy lassy from alasky--gah, she gives wimmin of the great white north a bad name. Put her with the Maverick and it's like some really awful Disney movie come to life.

Hey, Jimm, ya know what? Yer OK.

Billie Greenwood said...

Congratulations! Now I'm on my way to drink one to you, Jimm.

Utah Savage said...

Wowser! Thanks for the eye candy for me. Thanks for the moment of sanity. I always tell Randal he da man. But now you da man. Just don't ever ever ever say nukuler.

Distributorcap said...

i promise to take you for a six pack or whatever you want at McSorley's Ale House in Manhattan when you come to the big apple.........

Anonymous said...

Dang! You mean you're not one of those guys lining up to drink beer from one of her red fuck me pumps?

Nope - that shouldn't surprise me. You've got a brain and you know how to use it.

Cheers, pal!

susan said...

She's the proof the Republicans have adopted affirmative action.. wink, wink. I've heard the Governor's mansion in Alaska is a double wide with a collapsible portico.

susan said...

and another mellow piece of music you may remember as fondly as we do - Pat Metheny and Lyle Mays: "As Falls Wichita, So Falls Wichita Falls"

Anonymous said...

I don't know which to ogle more the girl or the beer. Sarah Palin? Not so much. And if you come to NYC, ever, and imbibe at McSorley's, you two can come with me to The Ginger Man where you choose beer from a menu. Sweet.

okjimm said...

SHIT! Susan...... I LOVE that album!!!! Pat Methany is great!

Randal....Great Lakes Brewery has a nice, decent Stout.... goes excellent with a nice, aged Swiss Cheese and fresh French Bread. With some smoked Salmon. Beer is good food, buddy!

Dcup //You've got a brain and you know how to use it.//

..not really. I'm justa scarecrow with nicer blue jeans.

Dcap &Spartz.... Yo, I make it to the Apple weza gonna hit more than ONE ale house! Gees, ya gotzta take them mid-west tourists to more than ONE ale house!
Love, ya Dudes!

Life As I Know It Now said...

Okjimm--you are more than ok!!!
You are my favorite beer drinker. Don't let that Palin chick get you down any. We know you are very cool indeed and would never be stupid enough to vote McCain/Palin.

DivaJood said...

You are da man. And I love the six pack on the top of your blog. Wowser, indeed.

Dean Wormer said...

Looks like you like a darker beer. What do you think of wheaty beers like Hefeweizen?

okjimm said...

Libs.... from good beer flows good politics! Let's all drink good beer! Diva, glad you like the 6-pack abs.... I told Santa to bring me some this Christmas.

Dean .. Hefeweizen is usually a lighter bodied beer, but southern German varieties use a darker roast barley to impart more body and color. Hefe only refers to the yeast, top fermenting, and indicates that it is unfiltered. Yeast sediment will settle to the bottom of the bottle. Franziskaner and Hacker-Pschorr both brew a great dark Hefeweizen. I am lucky to have both available on tap nearby. I have yet to drink an American Hefe that I thought was suitable. Wheat beer is great during the summer, but for fall and winter I usually switch to Porters and Stout.

Boy, I like talking beer almost as much as I like drinking it. I used to brew at home, years ago, but it got messy and the kitchen smelled like beer for days.

Randal Graves said...

German beer? You Nazis!

okjimm said...

Yuppers.... I am a Beer Nazi! Swig Heil!

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