Squirrel UnderpantsSquirrel Underpants are real! . Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? Have you had to hide your children’s eyes when a tiny furry streaker crosses the sidewalk in front of you? We’ve got the answer, Squirrel Underpants! Each pair of tiny briefs has a 3" waist and is made of 100% cotton. Also good for hamsters, frogs and gerbils.
* approved by the Wassila Baptist Church's Committee for Wildlife Decency
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This is a serious threat to the morals of America.... BE ALERT! America needs more LERTS!
"As a reverend, I know God created squirrels, so they are by default beautiful creatures. However, there is a time and place for everything and looking out in my backyard first thing in the morning while I'm drinking coffee is not the place for naked squirrels. They are like tiny, furry flashers with no shame. Well, I bought some squirrel underpants and now I can enjoy my own backyard without fear of embarrassment. Thank you Squirrel Underpants!"