Sunday, January 29, 2012

Republicans say the cutest things.....

Gees, I thought she was gone.... or at least gone from the airwaves.  But Fux licks her, ah, likes her... and being the good attention whore that she is, she sucks and then spits it out... the garbage.

“Both party machines and many in the media are trying to crucify Newt Gingrich for bucking the tide and bucking the establishment."

Course, Newt might get off on it.... with his next mistress.... and if the cross was made at Tiffany's....
and the she spits out more garbage scraps..... she lauds Newtea's .... experience oh gees... reminds me of a poem..
Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout  Palin
Would not take spit the garbage out!
She'd scour the pots and scrape the pans,
Candy the yams and spice the hams,
And though her daddy would scream and shout,
She simply would not take spit the garbage out.
And so it piled up to the ceilings:
Coffee grounds, potato peelings,
Brown bananas, rotten peas,
Chunks of sour cottage cheese.
It filled the can, it covered the floor,
It cracked the window and blocked the door
With bacon rinds and chicken bones,
Drippy ends of ice cream cones,
Prune pits, peach pits, orange peel,
Gloppy glumps of cold oatmeal,
Pizza crusts and withered greens,
Soggy beans and tangerines,
Crusts of black burned buttered toast,
Gristly bits of beefy roasts. . .
The garbage rolled on down the hall,
It raised the roof, it broke the wall. . .
Greasy napkins, cookie crumbs,
Globs of gooey bubble gum,
Cellophane from green baloney,
Rubbery blubbery macaroni,
Peanut butter, caked and dry,
Curdled milk and crusts of pie,
Moldy melons, dried-up mustard,
Eggshells mixed with lemon custard,
Cold french fries and rancid meat,
Yellow lumps of Cream of Wheat.......
-Shel Silverstein
 
(we need)"..somebody with that experience plus somebody who has struggled personally and overcome struggles and challenges "-Sarah Palin

the collected wisdom of S Palin


I am sure that two divorces and a resignation in disgrace were all significant challenges... shit &whiskers!  The woman will not shut up!

I need another cup of coffee..

oh oh oh ... gimmee a break or gimmee a beer, but don't gimmee more of that garbage!



in other vegetable new....

Mitt Broccoli calls for more hollandaise measures  and Rick Santorum asks for Celery caps... but stricly between consenting christian married cupolas of the same sex, made from non-union labor and for procreation purposes only.







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8 comments:

Sherry Peyton said...

Bravo! Well done! A+. Oh you got your mojo going on that one! Ain't she fun?

susan said...

All I can say is thank goodness I never have to share space with a television. Excellent take on these miserable blowhards.

Beach Bum said...

The old movie phrase, "be afraid , be very afraid" comes to mind.

Randal Graves said...

What's wrong with broccoli? Good for dipping in ranch.

okjimm said...

Sherry... aw shucks... just a rant.

Susan... if they would just 'blow' a little harder...we could have a new alternative energy source.

Dear Bum.... I have been quaking for over 40 years, give or take ten or twenty....gave up on afraid. Beer doesn't scare me.

Randal... the dip went back to the ranch... Texas I think.

Christopher said...

Mama Grifter uses violent rhetoric when she blathers on about Newt's chances of defeating Obama in November.

Just as she placed Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords in the rifle cross hairs, she likes to say "Newt will clobber Obama" and "Newt can knock some sense into Obama."

Maybe it has something to do with her ill-fated affair with the Miami Heat's Glen Rice? He nailed her a few times for laughs then kicked her ass the curb.

Getting dumped by a black man is simply more than her tiny ego can handle.

Life As I Know It Now said...

Her politics is what makes her odious, not her gender. She does talk a lot of garbage though.

okjimm said...

Chris....she is the wackiest politician since... well, since...gees there must be one.

Life... of course. I still wish she would just STFU

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