you betcha! my hat is in the ring! I mean, why not? I can say stupid shit as well as the next candydate and probably make more sense saying it, too!
Like, I gotz this grate idea....I will make Macaroni and Cheese the official state meal! What a concept! In fact... I think I will make Macaroni and Cheese the 51st State! Oh, oh....this is gonna be fun!!!
and I have some GREAT ideas.... like..... I will outlaw the word "Gay"... it will now be know as 'heterosexually challenged'...
and broccoli will be officially banned at any meal that also features potatoes.... oh oh oh... I will get rid of the Army all together and replace it with the Green Bay Packers!
boy, am I cooking now! I will outlaw Christianity.... it was getting stale anyway. Maybe I will replace it with....hmmmmm.... Idle Worship..... which is what most religion is anyways... or at least that's what I get out of some of the clowns on the TV, see.
Oh Stuff... this could be fun. Anybodyz gotz some other ideas... lemmee know.... I have to go find a running mate...
... and pick out a cabinet....
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Oh, you wag you. And what exactly is a wag? But, you're a good one. Puts everything in proper perspective, except the part about broccoli. I like broccoli.
Drugs should legalized and then to keep all those DEA types gainfully employed, we'll make cell phones illegal and send out the agents to interdict the illegal importation of mass communication devices that do not plug into the wall.
I was gonna vote for you too, until all that porno stuff at the end. Men. Geesh.
sorry G'rillo.... broccoli is evil... and, top it all, it's GREEN
McCrum....if drugs were legal then only guns will have outlaws... or something like that
Sherry... What? that is a perfectly good wine cabinet at the end of the post....probably made in China, too
hey, I'd vote for you!
I'll have my sign supporting your presidential run out in my front yard today.
Can I be Secretary of Dark Chocolate? Can we make the official dog of the U.S., the Boston Terrier? I have other ideas. Let's meet up at Camp RunAMuckee.
Wowzers... I am building a voter bloc! which is good, cause I can't find my Legos.
Life...Thanks...I would vote for me, too. I haven't one an election since ninth grade Student council....I swung the Catholic Schoolgirl vote.
Dear Bum... use those crayons sparingly.
SDS... DONE..and a darn fine idea. Also looking for a Minister of Green and Leafy Things. Anyone up for the job?
I'll send a write-in vote from my new home across the border. (note - I didn't say safe across)
We're cool,Susan ....after Pretzeldint I want to be Emperpor of North America
We're cool,Susan ....after Pretzeldint I want to be Emperpor of North America
You could run on the Beer Party ticket (motto: "Put a head on it, will ya?") and promise to make 120-minute happy hours the law of the land. That ought to garner plenty of support. :)
What's this about porn?
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