Saturday, January 7, 2012

I Wanna BE Pretzeldint!!!!!!!

I am running for Pretzeldint


you betcha! my hat is in the ring!  I mean, why not?  I can say stupid shit as well as the next candydate and probably make more sense saying it, too!

Like, I gotz this grate idea....I will make Macaroni and Cheese the official state meal!  What a concept! In fact... I think I will make Macaroni and Cheese the 51st State!  Oh, oh....this is gonna be fun!!!

Lesseee here.... I gotz my political primer.... everything I need to know to understand politicks and how to balance the budget.

and I have some GREAT ideas.... like..... I will outlaw the word "Gay"... it will now be know as 'heterosexually challenged'...

and broccoli will be officially banned at any meal that also features potatoes.... oh oh oh... I will get rid of the Army all together and replace it with the Green Bay Packers!

boy, am I cooking now!  I will outlaw Christianity.... it was getting stale anyway.  Maybe I will replace it with....hmmmmm.... Idle Worship..... which is what most religion is anyways... or at least that's what I get out of some of the clowns on the TV, see.

Oh Stuff... this could be fun.  Anybodyz gotz some other ideas... lemmee know.... I have to go find a running mate...



... and pick out a cabinet....

14 comments:

Gavrillo said...

Oh, you wag you. And what exactly is a wag? But, you're a good one. Puts everything in proper perspective, except the part about broccoli. I like broccoli.

MRMacrum said...

Drugs should legalized and then to keep all those DEA types gainfully employed, we'll make cell phones illegal and send out the agents to interdict the illegal importation of mass communication devices that do not plug into the wall.

Sherry Peyton said...

I was gonna vote for you too, until all that porno stuff at the end. Men. Geesh.

okjimm said...

sorry G'rillo.... broccoli is evil... and, top it all, it's GREEN

okjimm said...

McCrum....if drugs were legal then only guns will have outlaws... or something like that

Sherry... What? that is a perfectly good wine cabinet at the end of the post....probably made in China, too

Life As I Know It Now said...

hey, I'd vote for you!

Beach Bum said...

I'll have my sign supporting your presidential run out in my front yard today.

snoringdogstudio said...

Can I be Secretary of Dark Chocolate? Can we make the official dog of the U.S., the Boston Terrier? I have other ideas. Let's meet up at Camp RunAMuckee.

okjimm said...

Wowzers... I am building a voter bloc! which is good, cause I can't find my Legos.

Life...Thanks...I would vote for me, too. I haven't one an election since ninth grade Student council....I swung the Catholic Schoolgirl vote.

Dear Bum... use those crayons sparingly.

SDS... DONE..and a darn fine idea. Also looking for a Minister of Green and Leafy Things. Anyone up for the job?

susan said...

I'll send a write-in vote from my new home across the border. (note - I didn't say safe across)

okjimm said...

We're cool,Susan ....after Pretzeldint I want to be Emperpor of North America

okjimm said...

We're cool,Susan ....after Pretzeldint I want to be Emperpor of North America

S.W. Anderson said...

You could run on the Beer Party ticket (motto: "Put a head on it, will ya?") and promise to make 120-minute happy hours the law of the land. That ought to garner plenty of support. :)

Randal Graves said...

What's this about porn?

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