Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Hair of the Dog

Donald Trump's "REAL HAIR" has been in hiding for over ten years in a secret multi-million dollar casino compound off the Jersey Shore.

My sources reveal that the White House has plans to dispatch a secret elite force of commandos from the Dept of National Parks known as PENGUINS.... get that hair at all costs.
 
"I just have to say...... we can no longer..... ignore this terrorist threat ,,,, to good taste.... to decent hair coloring... to ... everything that is good about America." President Obama said, in that halting manner of speech that has become his endearing  trade mark.

"If I can give up Marlboros.... the Donald can give up hair." The President added, smirkingly.

He further added that the elite PENGUINS  will be armed with combs, brushes, Brylecreme, Hair Color for Men and "Whatever else it takes. That hair makes me ashamed to be part White."

".... and.... to be fair..... to all my Black Brothers and Sisters..... to show that I am not a racist.....Al Sharpton's stupid pompadour is in....  my cross-hairs.....too." 

12 comments:

Randal Graves said...

Toss in Mitt and Zombie Reagan, bring Mean Gene Okerlund out of retirement and we've got a crazily-coiffed battle royale.

Gavrillo said...

Once again, you've made my day.

okjimm said...

Randal... makes you want to get a hair cut... or at least get your eyebrows waxed! hmmmmmm there's an idea
G'rillo...... cool... now put me on your payroll!!!! ')

Sherry Peyton said...

They will need a team of scientists to deconstruct that hair hat! Inquiring minds want to know....

And that post from yesterday? with the nearly nekkid girl in the basket? Shame on YOU! Dirty old man.

Liberality said...

hair, hair! I agree! :)

S.W. Anderson said...

I heard a rumor the reason Trump has become so rum-dumb with his political rants is that he's been mainlining Grecian Formula for years. Takes a toll on the brain, much like sniffing glue. :)

S.W. Anderson said...

BTW, I have no problem with the girl in the laundry basket. Obviously, she's ready for a little good, clean fun.

nonnie9999 said...

i think you might have to send in the army corps of engineers along with the penguins for this job.

Beach Bum said...

You would think with all that money Trump could join the Hair Club for Men.

okjimm said...

OH, Sherry... I am not a dirty old man.... just an optimist

SW...Trump is done. If he would have only LAUGHED a little.... but nope... he is toast! Yupperz... nice clean fun... with a little fabric softner, too
Nonnie... I am arming Penguins as fast as I can recruit them...

Dear Bum.... you would a thunk, yupperz

Ahab said...

The pompadour doesn't look appealing on Sharpton, in my opinion, but other men can make it work very well. I really wish the pompadour would make a comeback.

okjimm said...

Ahab.... but but but... that could create a 'hair oil' crisis!!!

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