Monday, April 19, 2010

Wis. DA Threatens Arrest for Local Sex-Ed Teachers

(April 7) -- A Wisconsin district attorney is urging schools to drop their sex-education programs, warning that the teachers involved could be arrested if they follow a new state law requiring them to instruct students on how to use condoms and other contraceptives.

Yuppers.  The "Republicanz Juneau County DA has fallen off the face of Sanity.  He recently sent letters to schools in his county relating that teaching certain elements of Sex Ed, specifically the use of contraceptives, could be construed as 'promoting underage sex' which then could mean that  the teachers are " contributing to the delinquency of a minor" which carries a misdemeanor penalty of up to nine months in jail and up to a $10,000 fine.

"For example, if a teacher instructs any student aged 16 or younger how to utilize contraceptives under circumstances where the teacher knows the child is engaging in sexual activity with another child -- or even where the 'natural and probable consequences' of the teacher's instruction is to cause that child to engage in sexual intercourse with a child -- that teacher can be charged under this statue," Southworth wrote.

"Moreover, the teacher could be charged with this crime even if the child does not actually engage in the criminal behavior," he wrote.
“It is akin to teaching children about alcohol use, then instructing them on how to make mixed alcoholic drinks,”

Well , I am really glad that some of our elected officials are fighting crime in the streets..... as well as in the back of parked cars.  Seriously.  Who knows what rampant Sex Education could lead to!!!!

Why may lead to a family planning!  And that may lead to a decline in Republicanz voters!

Gees..... I think we should outlaw candy bars, too, cause that leads to rampant littering.  And why not prosecute McDonald's for there outrageous misuse of potatoes?  C'mon  Spuds have feelings too and submerging them in hot oil is down right medieval!

Some dayz I wake up looking for a reason to have a beer....... and some dayz they just come right at you!


Anonymous said...

It just goes to show you Jimmy, that with a little (or a lot) of convoluting, one can logically? arrive at most any conclusion one wishes. Ain't it grand? Like I always say, it's a pure miracle (There ya go again with the religion!) that we ever graduated from the cave.

Lee said...

Maybe we should outlaw teaching religion, too. Would that put an end to bombing abortion clinics and flying planes into buildings?

Liberality said...

It is really pathetic that science is considered against the law.

Randal Graves said...

You just had to put a picture up of that clown car and her oil spills, didn't you. Bastard.

susan said...

After that one I might just have to crack a cold one too.. once I stop laughing, that is.

okjimm said... just is really bad when the convoluted logic is practiced by a ELECTED official who is supposed to REPRESENT everyone!

Lee.... Outlawing religion wouldn't be a good thing.... then only outlaws would have religion! I'm sticking with outlawing guns!

Libs....Science is much to much for some idiots to grasp.... hence they grab at straws!

Susan... if it wasn't soooooo pathetic I would laugh too!

Randal....see... anyone can be an OctoMom....

Dr. Zaius said...

I love the egg picture! It's very romantic. ;o)

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