Friday, April 16, 2010

Todays Lyrics

Holes in my confidence
Holes in the knees of my jeans
I was left without a penny in my pocket
Oo-ooo-oo wee I was about
destituted as a kid could be
And I wished I wore a ring
so I could hock it
I'd like to hock it
Paul Simon

"There's never been a better time in the history of this country to be a complete and utter moron. The defiantly ignorant are having their day in the sun." anon from net

OK.  Why will Sarah Palin just not wilt away, blow away?

 I can't comment on the Kyoto Accord as I've only ever seen the Honda.

I welcome Israeli involvement in the West Bank if they can keep it from failing. 

I know how to deal with Hamas. With a side of eggs

Of course I know about the Gaza Strip. I had to wrap one on Todd's injured arm.

I don't think the U.S. should get involved in Kashmir. I prefer Mohair.

I'm familiar with the geography of the Middle East. Syria is between Iraq and a hard place.

I'm highly qualified as a diplomat: I have a high school diplomat.

I'm against free trade. I think other countries should pay for our products.

A break with China? I have Corelle as it doesn't break.

I am thrilled to be joining the great talent and management team at Fox News. It's wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news.

All rightee....... today's quiz.... only one of the above quotes is a real Palin quote.  I ripped the rest of them off the net. (gees, ya didn't think I was that clever?)  The winner gets a free beer at Oblio's.

Only dead fish go with the flow.  -- Sarah Palin

Please flow away, Sarah.


Liberality said...

that picture of Palin says it all!

hope everything is going as well as can be expected your way~~

Cormac Brown said...

It has to be the last quote, though that doesn't make it any less insipid. I am of the opinion that she should be the front-runner and that everyone should champion her at every turn...that way we won't have a repeat of a 2000-style rigging.

Randal Graves said...

Yes, definitely has to be the last one because the other ones, though of varying comedic value, are actual attempts at said comedy, whereas Mooselini doesn't actually try to be funny.

Or she's the greatest comedienne in the history of planet earth.

sunshine said...

I'm going to say the High school diplomat one.
Even though Cormac and Randal's makes the most sense...


susan said...

What's that smell?

Dr. Zaius said...

I love the Palin "quotes". i that hope she runs for president again! She does wonders for the GOP's image. ;o)

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