It’s inevitable—if you ride, you will fall off. Even the quietest, most well schooled horse can spook, bolt or buck. This can result in your making an ‘unscheduled dismount’. There is no way to completely avoid falls when you are riding. And there is no way to guarantee you will fall without injury. But the following tips may help you lessen the impact of a fall while horseback riding. There is no sure way to avoid a fall or injury while horseback riding. Even knowing how to fall 'properly' is no guarantee you will not be injured if you do fall.
..... So I may as well just say Horse Feathers and forget about it.
This middle-aged dating stuff is not for the timid. Next time, though, I am just gonna suggest we go for lunch and visit a museum... they have horses there, too!