Wednesday, September 17, 2008

I am voting Republican!

Ya, right! As soon as the Really Really Big Frost sets in!



OK. I have been attending to a grocery list of personal stuff. Ain't no deal, n'all, but it sure has kept me away from the keyboard.
Anyways. The esteemed Spartacus has tagged me with a thoughtful opinion/info thingee and as he is a great guy whose requests must be taken seriously, I am complying. I think.

1) What is your name (nickname, whatever you're comfortable sharing), your age (range), gender, occupation, income bracket (range), how you identify (gay/straight/whatever)? Married/Single/Divorced? Kids (how many)?
---Wowsers... it really is Jimm, but most folks call me, 'Grill-Dog'. (don't ask!) I was in my mid -50's, though I am younger than that now. I am vastly underpaid at a Sales/Marketing Analysis firm. I am a divorced straight dude with two college age kids, Max(Bubba) and Miriam.
2) What are the most important issues to you in this presidential election and why?
--- The War. The War. Political lies. And when Sarah Palin is gonna finish that bridge from Alaska to Hawaii.
3) Why do you think voters should vote for Obama/Biden, what differentiates this ticket from McCain/Palin?
--- I truly think that Obama/Biden lie less. Seriously. And are, in my opinion, most likely to make sound opinions. But that is just my opinion. The McCain/Palin ticket reminds me of an aged man who marries a young Hooker/Cheerleader who cannot wait for him to die. But that is just my opinion.
4) If McCain/Palin wins this election, where do you see our country going in the next four years?
--- Canada. If they win we will have to sell off at least 5 states just to balance the budget. I heard they will settle for Maine, Michigan, Montana, Washington and Idaho.
5) Economically, where do you think this country is today and how do you think Obama/Biden can make a positive impact?
--- we are in deep shit. Extremely deep shit. Ya, I think Barack&Joe will help. Mostly because someone would have to be pretty fucking pathetic to do worse. And that is who they are running against...... John Pathetic and Sarah Worse.
6) In the past 8-years, how do you think this country has changed under the Bush regime? Have you been affected by these changes? If so, in what ways?
---- Well, we have a great increase in deaths within the National Guard..... and a big jump in the number of maimed and wounded in VA hospitals. A good investment would be in prosthesis manufacturing, right now. I am not affected, yet. I decided not to invest my son in Empire Building.
7) I have read that Palin is considered the new voice of feminism, which is offensive in my opinion. Of equal concern are her views on abortion and the removal of books from libraries. I'd like to know what you think about all of that and how you feel about McCain choosing Palin as a running mate. And what kind of message you think that sends to women?
---Ya, well if Palin is a feminist...... I'm the Duke of Earl!! She summed herself up at the RNC.... a pit bull with lipstick..... and that is the only reason she is on the ticket. Pure diversion.

Whew.... I really need a beer. Or thinking of ol' Spartz, maybe some good Nooh Yawk Puerto Rican carryout.
I can't think of Puerto Rico without thinking of Gilda Radner as Emily Litella.....


"What's all this talk of making Puerto Rico a steak....next thing you know, they'll want a baked potato with sour cream!".

Love ya, Buddy! I just couldn't make a post with out a joke! So tag..... your it..... I need a joke about German Americans who live in Wisconsin!
Never Mind!

11 comments:

Randal Graves said...

Did you hear the one about the an immigrant from Milwaukee?

He took some medicine to get rid of the Germ.

I wonder if they have a worst joke contest and if so, could I compete against the McFossil/Mooselini ticket.

You're the Duke of Earl? Imagine being the Duke of Duke. Would your subjects call you Duke Squared?

Mary Ellen said...

Sheesh, Randal! Duke Squared? Groan....

Hey okjimm, you have to go check out the plans that we're coming up for a new business on my blog. Check the comments on the last post I wrote. We could use some of your expertise.

susan said...

"If McCain/Palin wins this election, where do you see our country going in the next four years?
"--- Canada. If they win we will have to sell off at least 5 states just to balance the budget."

Good one but it might take Vermont too (I've got my fingers crossed OR heads north) and at the other end Texas, Arizona and Southern California might need to establish adult Spanish classes. Don't worry, Wisconsington is close enough that it may get adopted by Ontario (and yes, Randal, Cleveland too). Goodness knows there's enough room up there for all. We'll all meet for a beer at Dino's on Spadina.

Utah Savage said...

Okjimm, I bet you never thought you'd hear this from me, cranky old fart that I am, but you always crack me up, and when I need that I come to you, or just read your hilarious comments elsewhere.

Now that I have the blowing smoke portion of this comment out of the way, I'm here to pass Randal's music meme via Diva who passed it to me and so it spreads, like typhoid. Have fun.

Spartacus said...

Awesome answers Grill-dog...ya done this New Yawk Pwerto Riquenyo proud. It's ironic, but the town I live in now - Lindenhurst, NY - used to be called Breslau before the First World War. That a different joke altogether, but not as funny as this one....

Randal... click off now.. it may upset you ;^)

Q. Why are French streets tree-lined?
A. So the Germans could march in the shade.

Now, to be fair, here's a Puerto Rican joke:

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

His first name was Jesus
He was bilingual
He was always being harassed by the authorities

Randal Graves said...

HA!

I mean, have all you bastards forgotten about the French saving your revolutionary asses? ;-)

okjimm said...

Randal.... About the immigrant from Milwaukee....They are all imigrants.... mostly from Illinois!

ME....oh-oh..... plans? Does it involve male strippers?

Utah....glad I could provide the chuckles....If I didn't laugh at myself I don't know what I would do!! Ya, I did the music thing...now I have to buy an Ipod and load the music!

Spartz... // THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN//

Gees, after only six years of marriage, before the divorce, my wife had me convinced that she was God.

Randal.... French saving your revolutionary asses.... well not that the revolution is over, they can return them, thank you very much and all for saving them, but we need them back.

okjimm said...

Oh, and Susan, I really like BC... do you think Canada will trade just a little bit for ALL of North Dakota?

Anajo/Anijo/JoAnn said...

Anyone who votes for a Republican votes that way because they hate Obama. And why their hate for Obama should override what they know about McCain is something that I just don't get... Well, maybe I do get it..

Katie Schwartz said...

Thanks for playing. Very funny, sad and true. My favorite quote, the one that made me howl "A good investment would be in prosthesis manufacturing". HAHAHAHHAAH.

Great to e-meet you!
K

Distributorcap said...

i think we should sell idaho regardless

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