Tuesday, August 19, 2008

I'm Hot

FireGirl's Miracle-Working Spam Hot Sauce

Increase your penis size. Spy on your neighbors. Improve your golf score. Retire rich in three weeks. Stop balding and re-grow hair. Get your college degree in 24 hours. Feel and look younger. Have sex when you want. Consolidate your debt AND remove embarrassing facial hair. Eat this sauce until you're thin. It really works! To unsubscribe from this hot sauce, send this message to 10 of your friends. Bill Gates will send each of them $438,000 plus a free prescription to VIAGRATE


Doing some catalog shopping for hot sauce. This is more fun than writing a post.

I just need to
stop and get some beer & chips.


Life As I Know It Now said...

Damn, that's some mean sauce you have pictured there.

Billie Greenwood said...

You don't have to draw us a picture. We always knew you were hot.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't put that hot sauce on your weiner. I mean brat. I mean....nevermind.

P.S. Saw a guy riding his bike not far from here. He looked like you. I yelled after him. Something about donuts and beer. I shouted wowzers. Nothing. The dude just pedaled really superfast away from me. Go figure.

Mary Ellen said...

Wow, my grandson loves hot sauce, the hotter the better. I hope he doesn't see some of those bottles...I think he needs to keep his penis kid size for now.

d'cup- LOL! I can just picture that...you crack me up!

DivaJood said...

Is that "Jump Up and Kiss Me" your new avatar or somethin? (I actually like that sauce, it's good.) And I like the one called "Slap My Ass and Call Me Sally."

Wowzers. Free hot sauce for everyone.

Anonymous said...

You go one with your hot-sauce self okjimm. You can get the beer and chips later. ;^)

Freida Bee said...

On a different note altogether, I was thinking that a good blog byline for you might be OkJimm's Eggroll Emporium: All Eggrolls All The Time. Though for some reason the funniest thing in that movie Running With Scissors just came to mind, the reference to the patriarch's "masturbatorium" and then there might be some link to the hot sauce thing as DCup said in all that. Wowzers!

Randal Graves said...

Mega death sauce? Leftovers from a federal bioweapons lab?

And you're all a bunch of perverts.

Missy said...

Da hotta da betta.

okjimm said...

Yessirre Bob... love dat hot sauce.

Dcup..// I shouted wowzers //

..be careful.. shouting wowsers in a crowded environ is illegal; liable to start panic.

Jump Up and Kiss Me is great on scramled egg sandwichs.

Freida...//OkJimm's Eggroll Emporium: All Eggrolls All The Time.// I kinda thought of the tagline....'Eggrolls, What is in Them Anyways.. could be ANYTHING!'

I guess that is the way this blog is turning out....could be ANYTHING!!!

oops...phone call...gotta pretend to work!

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