Sunday, July 15, 2012

Once upon A story.......

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It was a very hot season, that summer 23 years ago. Her brother, mother and I pretty much lived in the one air-conditioned bedroom we had.  Nine month pregnant women do not like heat much.  I cooked on the grill outside, or got oodles of carry-out.  It was that kind of season.  Hot, humid, uncomfortable, sticky.  The bathroom was only 80% remodeled.  The shower worked, but the linen cabinet I had ordered had not arrived.  I remember those things.  I remember the baby.... that we were waiting for.  I worried.

Little did I know of the girl who would grow up and go searching for the DaVinici code.
I had no way of knowing, then, how a man's life can change in so short a time.

The time was 2:50 am.  When her mother woke me.  I called Uncle Mike to come watch the boy. I threw the hospital bag in the car.  Her mother could not sit any longer.  I propped her up as best as possible in the rear seat... It was a Ford.  I remember.  And I zipped up the lake road as fast as I could the eight miles to Theda Clark Medical.  I remember that well,, but I could have no idea that I was traveling with the girl who would, beyond doubt.... prove the existence of the Loch Ness Monster.






"It is there!" she would cry out.... and the world would be astonished.






But that would happen much later.  What I remember was running into the hospital to find help to extricate her mother from the back of theat Ford.  I did succeed.  That I remember. and that her mother could not sit in the wheelchair that we somehow propped her up kneeling in the chair.  The orderly did not push the chair.  I did.  I remember.

I could not have known, then, that she would grow to possess fantastic diplomatic skills and travel to France and solve most of the pressing political questions of the day.
"Well, Dad, just those that really needed solving."

She would dawdle with small talk.  But I could not know that then.  What I remember is that I fretted that the Doctor would not be there, but that somehow he was in residence at that ungodly hour.  I remember he said, "It's a girl.  Cut the cord, Dad," and handed me a scissors.  It was 4:10am.  That I will never, ever forget.

Dear Girl....I wish, today, that I could offer you some wise words of wisdom, some pithy saying to whimiscally realte how much you have enriched my life...how I think of you everyday.
But all I can come up with is


"Don't always look for happiness in the bottom of a pint glass.....but never neglect checking it out once in a while."AND.......................









...........life may not be a bowl of cherries.....so just look for the biggest one you can find!!!








Happy Birthday!!!!

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Thursday, July 5, 2012

how hot is it?????

So how hot is it......

....Mitt Romney is campaigning 'off shore' to cool down
,,,,Rhode Island melted and no one noticed
,,,,you can get fresh boiled catfish out of the Mississippi
....the bacon went from the frying pan to the fire just to chill
....frozen jalapeno ice cream is selling well
,,,,Bill Reilly's rhetoric is being used to put out forest fires
,,,,Wisconsin cows are producing curdled milk
....Canada has asked the US to use better deodorant, and please, change your socks
....mold is the new state flower of Illinois
....corn is popping in Iowa fields
,,,,

Friday, June 29, 2012

once upon a time

I was just standing there, minding my own business, when suddenly....
my past
my present
and my future
walked into the bar.

It made me tense.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

OK.....EYE -2-D2, the kids and stuff

well, things have been interesting since Boy Wonder hit town.  He flew in from Oregon Wednesday nigh and boy, are his arms tired!
Seriously folks.
Everything seems to get interesting when he is back in town.
well... he flew in with his Buddy Jim.... they have known each other since sixth grade, and are now roommates and working together at the Rogue Brewing Co in Newport OR.  SO..... They both worked Tuesday then drove the two and a half hours to Portland, partied with friends and caught the 6am flight out, landed in Mil-Walky, partied with more friends ....and eventually ended up here in beautiful downtown Wisconsyn.  The guys were in town for Adam and Kelly's wedding.  Adam was Max's roommate for three years and I guess they had a good gathering.  The wedding was at a State Park on the north end of the lake.  The had a big pavilion, a blue grass band... and a bratwurst, hamburger, Cole slaw and potato salad.  After wards the Bride and Groom and about 35 friends just..... camped out.  Wonder Boy video taped the event.  I can't wait to see the results.

 The evil eye thingee is progressing.  Paper work, paper work paper work.  It isn't all bad.  It does seem that some help will be available, I really don't know how much yet.  My friend, Eye Doc Tom has been real good sending off paper where ever it is needed.  IT IS DEPRESSING, THOUGH.  I am having decent luck selling off some of the old collectibles on ebay.  The night vision is for shit.  Twilight either finds me home or close to it, or with someone who is driving.

I guess it is what it is and we just keep on keeping on.

Max thinks it is really funny to flip me the Bird and then ask, from a distance, how many fingers he is holding up.
"Can you see it now?"
"Can you see it if I get closer?"

of course, his sister has something to say.........
" Max.... you're disgusting."

ya, but he is kinda funny.  He offered to buy me a 'Seeing-Eye Parakeet'

humor helps..... whatever happens.

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