Friday, June 29, 2012

once upon a time

I was just standing there, minding my own business, when suddenly....
my past
my present
and my future
walked into the bar.

It made me tense.


Bluebirdblvd said...

Do you know it took me two passes to get this joke? I blame the hot weather. : )

Larry said...

It's a sobriety test. Once you sober up only your present will be in focus.

Ahab said...

:: snare drum ::

Randal Graves said...

At least you didn't throw in participles and infinitives. That will drive anyone to drink.

Beach Bum said...


Yeah, I am slow. It took me a couple of seconds for the information to sink in.

okjimm said...

BlueBird....must be the hot weather. If you were from Minnesota you could pick a different excuse.

Larry...with my eyes, nothing is in focus! course, with age, it is always easier for one's past to catch up with him.

Ahab.....snare drums are passe... use a Tuba.

Randal.... A participle walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Zip're dangling."

Dear Bum....must be the heat. Or the humidity. or something you ate.
But, to quote Bob Dylan..."Don't think's all bright."

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