the few that tolerate me drunk find me totally obnoxious when sober
You may have told this one yourself and I missed it, but a friend sent me an Ole and Lena story the other day:Government surveyors came to Ole's farm in the fall and asked if theycould do some surveying. Ole agreed, and Lena even served them a nice meal at noon time.The next spring, the two surveyors stopped by and told Ole, "Becauseyou were so kind to us, we wanted to give you this bad news in person instead of by letter."Ole replied, "What's the bad news?"The surveyors stated, "Well, after our work here, we discovered your farm is not in Wisconsin but is actually in Minnesota!"Ole looked at Lena and said, "That's the best news I have heard in a long time. I just told Lena this morning that I don't think I can take another winter in Wisconsin."I hope you can get your vision fixed soon.
love th3e joke! Ole is great. I had a 'real' Norwegian uncle...the more he drank, the less sense he made...and boy, could he drink!
Sorry about your eyesight probs, okjimm. Hope things improve for you really, really soon.How you manage to post comments is a mystery. Or maybe not.Beer?
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