- I am at two with nature.
- Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
- I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
- I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
- How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
- His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
- Woody Allen
- Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
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That was a perfect post to cap off my morning and start my afternoon.
LOVE the last pic & caption, especially!!!!
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What a glorious way to end the week!
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Woody Allen
That quote beside an extreme anal retentive blowhard with delusions of grandeur had me rolling on the floor.
A great idea well executed, okjimm. And so godawful fitting.
I am NEVER going to suffer from allergies or have a sinus infection again... as long as I keep coming over here. and I know you know what I mean. :-)
Nailed it!
That is one of the best efforts at taking a sexual reference, extrapolating it to the great comedian's wit and applying it to the muddled field of GOP presidential contenders.
You got talent boy.
DC, Leslie, Bum.... when youse ain't gotz money...you can still be funny..
SW...if the woody fits...wear it. or in a repulseican contest.. keep it tucked in.
Alecto...ya, I nose what you mean.
Larry....extrapolate and apply? I didn't use any K-Y....honestly I didn't.
I'M so relieved you didn't wake up with Woody Guthrie or Woody Herman. The music function on this dinosaur computer is broke.
G'rillo....
This land is your land, this land is my land
...and your land needs weeding..get on it!! ;)
the later woody you mentioned would give me a thundering herd...and I don't drink that much anymore.
If you really want to impress us, you'll round all these characters up, dismember them, sew bits and pieces back together, add a dollop of electrification and celebrate teh season Boris Karloff style. For what is scarier than an upcoming election?
I second Beach Bum. That quote was PERFECT for Santorum.
The last guy is the only one who looks the least bit trustworthy.
Ranall.. Tried that with my brotjers when we were young.. They still beat on me
Ahab... BB needs all the seconds he can get...he's morally malnourished. ;)
Susan... Easy for you to say.. You don't drink with him! ;)
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