Friday, October 28, 2011

It's friday and I woke up with a Woody

I am at two with nature.
Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Woody Allen
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Woody Allen
I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Woody Allen
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
Woody Allen
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. 
Woody Allen
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
Woody Allen
 "Holy Shit, Jimmy, can you believe how many dumb fuck Republicans are running for Preisent???"
Joe Cool


dcMartin said...

That was a perfect post to cap off my morning and start my afternoon.
LOVE the last pic & caption, especially!!!!

Leslie Parsley said...

What a glorious way to end the week!

Beach Bum said...

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Woody Allen

That quote beside an extreme anal retentive blowhard with delusions of grandeur had me rolling on the floor.

S.W. Anderson said...

A great idea well executed, okjimm. And so godawful fitting.

Heather said...

I am NEVER going to suffer from allergies or have a sinus infection again... as long as I keep coming over here. and I know you know what I mean. :-)

Sherry Peyton said...

Nailed it!

Larry said...

That is one of the best efforts at taking a sexual reference, extrapolating it to the great comedian's wit and applying it to the muddled field of GOP presidential contenders.

You got talent boy.

okjimm said...

DC, Leslie, Bum.... when youse ain't gotz can still be funny..

SW...if the woody fits...wear it. or in a repulseican contest.. keep it tucked in.

Alecto...ya, I nose what you mean.

Larry....extrapolate and apply? I didn't use any K-Y....honestly I didn't.

Gavrillo said...

I'M so relieved you didn't wake up with Woody Guthrie or Woody Herman. The music function on this dinosaur computer is broke.

okjimm said...

This land is your land, this land is my land

...and your land needs weeding..get on it!! ;)

the later woody you mentioned would give me a thundering herd...and I don't drink that much anymore.

Randal Graves said...

If you really want to impress us, you'll round all these characters up, dismember them, sew bits and pieces back together, add a dollop of electrification and celebrate teh season Boris Karloff style. For what is scarier than an upcoming election?

Ahab said...

I second Beach Bum. That quote was PERFECT for Santorum.

susan said...

The last guy is the only one who looks the least bit trustworthy.

okjimm said...

Ranall.. Tried that with my brotjers when we were young.. They still beat on me

okjimm said...

Ahab... BB needs all the seconds he can get...he's morally malnourished. ;)

okjimm said...

Susan... Easy for you to say.. You don't drink with him! ;)

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