I prefer to make them on my birthday... and I like to keep them REAL, I mean, see, things I truly mean to do... so, here goes!!!!
........ never drink cheap beer
..... never...ever... get a crewcut....
never buy, much less wear... plaid shorts.
Sunday, August 21, 2011
New Year Resolutions....
I prefer to make them on my birthday... and I like to keep them REAL, I mean, see, things I truly mean to do... so, here goes!!!!
........ never drink cheap beer
..... never...ever... get a crewcut....
never buy, much less wear... plaid shorts.
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Wow! I am simply in awe of the man who could take on the burden of THESE most difficult and emotionally laden resolutions! I mean the mental fortitude that will be required to win out over even ONE is beyond my powers of tenacity. You are the king of willpower! My hat (if I had one) would be off to you! As it is, I shall probably have to vegetate the rest of the day trying to figure out how I can go forward with my miserable existence having no such goal to set my sails for.
HA!
You're a man of integrity and substance, Okjimm. Cheap beer is an abomination that should never be consumed.
However, what's wrong with wearing socks and sandals together? I like the ninja footwear, personally.
I wore plaid shorts once summer. Then I saw a photo of myself in the shorts. The horror stays with me today. Is that really beef liver? It looks like melted pink playdoh.
I will also never drink cheap beer. If I'm going to take in the calories, it better well be a finer brew.
And the sandal and sock thing? That's the foot equivalent of a wedgie. No way.
Is it your birthday, love? Happy birthday, to you! Enjoy it - every bit of it!
I've been known to put on flip flops with socks to take out the trash or get the mail...are those your feet in them thar flip flops???
Hope you had a great day!
happy birthday, jimm! before you blow out those candles, perhaps you should add 'wearing a speedo' to the will-never list.
Sherry.... I am glad you like my resolutions... I was up all night thinking on them!!!!
Ahab...//You're a man of integrity and substance// Boy, have I got you fooled!!! hehehe
Sue... I try not to wear any socks all summer... what I save in laundry detergent is enough to buy an extra beer!
SDS.... even though plaid is the official state color of Wisconsin... I will never wear plaid shirts. Yupperz, it was my birthday.... an old college buddy was visiting for a day... we went out and painted the town.... plaid! hehehe
Nonnie... when they make plaid speedos, I might think about wearing some....but not under plaid shorts.
I always said you were a classy dude. Happy Birthday and many more beers.
You shouldn't even be wearing flip-flops!
thanks, Susan...
Randal...pray tell, what do you wear to the beach? Hang in there..winter is coming. Say, will Clevelandistan field a football team this year... or are the same guys still playing?
And thank you for my smirk of the day Jim! ;-D
GQ, Esquire, move over; you've met your match!
I wish another could be added: Never wear jogging-type attire to a full-service restaurant.
BTW, did you notice Dirt Cheap bills itself as "Premium Beer" right on the can? A little contradiction in terms there. :)
Dusty... your;re welcome!
SW...GQ? Never read it....I am too fashionable! Jogging attire? Never on my body?!!!!
Ya, and Coors Light is called BEER, too!
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