Sunday, August 21, 2011

New Year Resolutions....

 ok... why wait for Yew Nears to make a resolution... nobody ever keeps them anywayz!
I prefer to make them on my birthday... and I like to keep them REAL, I mean, see, things I truly mean to do... so, here goes!!!!

 ........ never drink cheap beer

..... never...ever... get a crewcut....

never buy, much less wear... plaid shorts.

 .... never buy, eat, or even think about wearing beef liver

AND....  I will never, ever, noways, nohow,uh-uh, nope , ain't happening..... wear socks with flip-flops.... ESPECIALLY while not wearing plaid shorts and beef liver!!!!


Sherry Peyton said...

Wow! I am simply in awe of the man who could take on the burden of THESE most difficult and emotionally laden resolutions! I mean the mental fortitude that will be required to win out over even ONE is beyond my powers of tenacity. You are the king of willpower! My hat (if I had one) would be off to you! As it is, I shall probably have to vegetate the rest of the day trying to figure out how I can go forward with my miserable existence having no such goal to set my sails for.


Ahab said...

You're a man of integrity and substance, Okjimm. Cheap beer is an abomination that should never be consumed.

However, what's wrong with wearing socks and sandals together? I like the ninja footwear, personally.

Anonymous said...

I wore plaid shorts once summer. Then I saw a photo of myself in the shorts. The horror stays with me today. Is that really beef liver? It looks like melted pink playdoh.

I will also never drink cheap beer. If I'm going to take in the calories, it better well be a finer brew.

And the sandal and sock thing? That's the foot equivalent of a wedgie. No way.

Is it your birthday, love? Happy birthday, to you! Enjoy it - every bit of it!

Sue said...

I've been known to put on flip flops with socks to take out the trash or get the mail...are those your feet in them thar flip flops???

Hope you had a great day!

nonnie9999 said...

happy birthday, jimm! before you blow out those candles, perhaps you should add 'wearing a speedo' to the will-never list.

okjimm said...

Sherry.... I am glad you like my resolutions... I was up all night thinking on them!!!!

Ahab...//You're a man of integrity and substance// Boy, have I got you fooled!!! hehehe

Sue... I try not to wear any socks all summer... what I save in laundry detergent is enough to buy an extra beer!

SDS.... even though plaid is the official state color of Wisconsin... I will never wear plaid shirts. Yupperz, it was my birthday.... an old college buddy was visiting for a day... we went out and painted the town.... plaid! hehehe

Nonnie... when they make plaid speedos, I might think about wearing some....but not under plaid shorts.

susan said...

I always said you were a classy dude. Happy Birthday and many more beers.

Randal Graves said...

You shouldn't even be wearing flip-flops!

okjimm said...

thanks, Susan...

Randal...pray tell, what do you wear to the beach? Hang in there..winter is coming. Say, will Clevelandistan field a football team this year... or are the same guys still playing?

Dusty,Hells most vocal Bitch said...

And thank you for my smirk of the day Jim! ;-D

S.W. Anderson said...

GQ, Esquire, move over; you've met your match!

I wish another could be added: Never wear jogging-type attire to a full-service restaurant.

BTW, did you notice Dirt Cheap bills itself as "Premium Beer" right on the can? A little contradiction in terms there. :)

okjimm said...

Dusty... your;re welcome!

SW...GQ? Never read it....I am too fashionable! Jogging attire? Never on my body?!!!!

Ya, and Coors Light is called BEER, too!

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