People ask me questions. A lot of them. Sometimes one or two a day!! So... in the Spirit of Peace, Love& Quality beer..... I will answer the most pressing questions asked of me last month.
1 Get off Hwy 41 at 9th ave and go east until you hit South Main. Take a left and go over the Bridge. Then a right and a quick left and head north four blocks. It's on the left just past the library. You can't miss it. Big Neon sign by the back door.
2 No. I only have two left
3 $50 a quarter ounce
4 I forgot. I'll wear one next time.... I promise!
5 Paulie Tuna. But I haven't seen him in years.
6 Not today. Maybe tomorrow.
7 Front porch at the cottage in Door County. Labor Day 1986 around sunset. Doggie-style, I think.
8 That's really none of your business! I don't ask where you got your toe fungus, do I?
9 Sure, I eat muffins. But only moist ones without nuts.
10 I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else.
Just goes to show I could be a teagag politician...... I have all the answers!