Monday, August 2, 2010

Have it your Way... Today in Histoerie

1610 Henry Hudson sails into what is now Hudson Bay.  Starbucks is closed.  He moves on to Seattle. You deserve a break today...


1776 Members of the Continental congress begin signing the Declaration of Independence at a Dairy Queen in Philadelphia. Have it your way...have it your way

1876 Wild Bill Hickok is shot and killed at an Applebees in Deadwood, Dakota Territories.  We do chicken right..

1923 Warren G Harding dies at McDonald's in San Francisco.   Think outside the bun



1934 German President von Hindenburg dies at a Wendy's.  Adolf Hitler vows to expand chain into Poland.  We don't make it until you order it....

1943 John F. Kennedy crashes boat in Solomon Islands while exploring new TGI Friday's site.  Special orders don't upset us


1974 John Dean sentenced to 1-4 years at Domino's for his role in Watergate.  Run for the Border


..... I think today I will just make my own sandwich..................

.....gotz milk????

10 comments:

Lisa said...

That is hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Milk and beer do not mix......dump your milk; no other species drinks anothers milk......yuck.

David Barber said...

Great post Jimm. I do love a sandwich, but those 'mothers' are too much for me.....although I'd probably give them a bash! :-)

okjimm said...

Lisa.... thanks. I need to remember not to remember fast food commercials.

Anon....boy.. talking about missing the pointz. &I'm a beast anyways.... can't chew the muffins iffen you aint gotz the milk.

ach....... David... don't touch one of them....not only would it clog your arteries.... there would be no room for haggis!!!!!!

Randal Graves said...

These sandwiches are a joke. Real men don't use bread, they use steaks!

Liberality said...

heart attacks on a bun there guys (I know I have no sense of humor huh)

okjimm said...

RG.....Stakes? isn't that how you kill vampires?

Libs... no sense of humor? Funny you should mention.... I am selling humor... on-a-stick, on-a-bun, by the pound.. in a cup. Yours for only $12.95 plus $1,859.95 S&H... hey I gotza long walk to the PO!

Anonymous said...

I really enjoyed this post, especially the “examples in this post” portion which made it really easy for me to SEE what you were talking about without even having to leave the article. Thanks

susan said...

That's enough to convince anyone become a vegetarian.

Cormac Brown said...

Hilarious!

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